I Am Professional in Acting as a Ghost [Entertainment Circle]

Copywriting of this article: Shen Xiaoyu, a professional ghost actor, accidentally became the useless apprentice of Feng Shui master Liao Yisu. The young apprentice was stupid, timid and afraid of ghosts. He almost became the laughing stock of the entire Feng Shui community. He was blinded by his natural yin and yang eyes. However, everyone discovered that the young apprentice's painting style suddenly changed recently. In the past, when I saw a ghost, I was so frightened that I cried, burst into tears, and pissed. Now, when I see a ghost, I start nagging the ghost until I cry, burst into tears, and piss. If you listen carefully, you can also hear the following dialogue: [The eyes are so white that you think you are staring at a light bulb. They need to be a little bloodshot to have a scary effect. Do you understand? [It turns out that the Hanged Man's tongue sticks out like this. No wonder they always say that my acting is not like it. [You drowned ghost has not even a drop of water on your body, can you have some professionalism? [If you insist on jumping off the building and landing face first, let me tell you, your kind of makeup is the most difficult to put on. Some people said that the young apprentice was frightened out of his mind by ghosts, while others said that the young apprentice suddenly had an enlightenment. The result has not yet waited for everyone to come up with an idea. The little apprentice patted his butt and went to the entertainment industry to film a movie. He acted as a ghost even though he was not good at it, which shocked everyone's jaws. Liao Yisu looked at the apprentice who was supposed to be rushing to the front line of catching ghosts with a mahogany sword in his left hand and an evil talisman in his right hand and a black dog's blood hanging on his neck. He grimaced happily and asked, "What are you doing?" Shen Xiaoyu spoke righteously: practice courage. Liao Yisu:...... Liao Yisu, a talented Feng Shui master who became famous at a young age, has been in trouble recently. His apprentice is extremely talented, but timid and afraid of ghosts. Now I'm finally not afraid of ghosts, but I have a new problem: I don't want to catch ghosts, I just want to act like a ghost. I'd like to ask, can I still have this apprentice? Advance receipt copy: Su Xiaolai, a genius in metaphysics, accidentally transformed into "Su Xiaolai", a fake daughter of a wealthy family. He happened to be kicked out of the house by his wealthy adoptive parents, leaving him penniless and in a desperate situation. Due to lack of livelihood, Su Xiaolai had to apply for a job in a funeral parlor. But I got a chatting position, working from 12 o'clock in the morning to 4 o'clock in the morning, working four hours a day, all year round, and double pay for overtime work during the Tomb Sweeping Ghost Festival. Looking at the gleaming small money, Su Xiaolai compromised decisively. I thought she was providing psychological counseling to the staff of the funeral home, but I didn't expect that the people who came to talk to her about life every night were not living people. The drowned daughter-in-law: "Obviously I fell into the water with his mother, so why did he save his mother?" The murdered rich second generation: "Who the hell killed me? I haven't gone back to inherit the inheritance." Starlet who committed suicide after being bullied by the Internet: "I regret it. I shouldn't have hanged myself. It was such an ugly death." A high school student who was driven to death by homework: "Why did my parents give me the "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation" to accompany me? I want a mobile phone!" These people - oh no, ghosts all said that they would not reincarnate if their obsessions were unclear. Due to the professional habits of a Feng Shui master, Su Xiaolai had no choice but to work overtime for free to help them clear their obsessions. Just by clearing things up, the fake daughter turned into a real boss. Business is getting more and more popular. And the funeral director in front of her, who was not paid overtime and who took up her rest time every day to make his presence felt in front of her, could he not be the wealthy fiancé of the original owner who broke off the engagement. Shen Xiaolai immediately put up a notice, [The fee for chatting during non-working hours is 100 for one hour, 250 for three hours, and the monthly increase is eight times. Feng Chen immediately took out a gold card and said, "Then let's chat for the rest of our lives." Su Xiaolai:... Intention: Live toward death and live well