The Daily Routine of a Rich Landlord Pretending to Be Poor

[Pre-receipt: "I was forced to date online after accidentally becoming a companion" copy is at the bottom] The landlord didn't like his name since he was a child, but when he grew up, he realized how wonderful it was to be a landlord. Wear a short-sleeved shirt, big shorts, and a pair of flip-flops. You can deliver food and earn a little money by doing online ride-hailing. The monthly rent is fixed and the money comes easily and happily. This life of making money while lying down once made him feel that this sinful profession should be included in the criminal law. However, this beautiful day suddenly ushered in a turning point one day. He got into the situation inexplicably. The reason is to crack down on pornography. Landlord: hello? ? ? He Tingyu went to deliver food to his elder brother who was working overtime one night, and happened to catch a group of people during the anti-pornography campaign. The arrested people squatted in a row along the corner, their faces filled with misery and ugliness. Looking at the familiar guy in the corner who was handsome but had a bad face, biting a candy stick with an indifferent expression, He Tingyu thought to himself: He looks like a human, but turns out to be an uneducated little gangster. —— The first time He Tingyu met his landlord was at the door of his house. A boy wearing a sweatshirt, shorts, and big sandals was riding a small yellow car and handed him a warm takeaway. He was impressed by the large hole in his trousers and the fact that the boy was at an age when he should have been in school. The second time He Tingyu met his landlord was in the parking lot. He took out the key and pressed it—— The bell rang twice. One sound came from his Audi, and the other came from the Cadillac next to him. The legendary Bathing Emperor. On the third side, Teacher He walked out of the school gate and immediately saw the familiar car at the school gate and a bottle of water on the roof of the car. Teacher He finally decided to step forward and exercise his responsibility of teaching and educating people. Then, the boy opposite took out a box of water. "It's two yuan for a bottle. If you want to buy it, scan the QR code. This bottle has been opened." This article is also called "Two or Three Things Audi Owners and Caddy Owners Have to Say" Mainly attack 1v1, the tsundere and cool guy who is ruthless and talkative × the gentle and gentle man on the surface, but actually the coquettish mature man is controlling and strong. Landlord×He Tingyu —— Pre-collection: "I was forced to date online after accidentally becoming my companion" One day, college student Ye Song mistakenly entered a group chat called "MX Club". "The newcomer has changed his name, please refer to the announcement for the format!" Attached is a picture: [Basic Examination Theory (With Answers)] Huh? Is this a school information group? Ye Song, who was just about to take the exam and was worried about not being able to find previous test questions, clicked on the picture: "How to get the boss to renew the order?" - Chat more with the boss and maintain an ambiguous relationship. "What should I do if my boss wants to have a relationship with you?" - Refuse but maintain an ambiguous relationship. "What should you do if your boss sends you a photo?"... Obviously, this group is not a good thing. "?" Ye Song, who didn't know what companionship was, looked at his phone and frowned, "A new type of telecommunications fraud?" Report, must report! So he lurked in the group, silently collecting evidence, and tried to wipe out illegal and criminal gangs. —— One day, Shen You found a companion through the introduction of his good brother. This companion had a nice voice, but Laofa deceived him through online tricks. For the sake of his voice, he didn't expose the other party's behavior of posting pictures on the Internet. Anyway, he couldn't see anyone. For playing games, as long as his voice was good enough, whatever the pictures on the Internet looked like, he would be the same. Until one day, a photo of the teaching building was sent there. Shen You took a closer look: Wow, isn't this my school? :) The stolen picture was stolen to me. Unexpectedly, Shen You actually found the master of suffering in the end. At the school's department fraternity, a certain school beauty who has long been involved in rumors that the department boss and the school boss are fighting because of her is restless, not knowing how to face this duel of the century started by her in the eyes of the outside world. But I never expected that the school bastard grabbed Xie Cao's hand and took him into the bathroom... Shen You narrowed his eyes and said in a dangerous tone: "Do you know what it means to use online pictures to date online?" Ye Song's pupils trembled as he looked at the familiar face in front of him. What? Wouldn't he be considered a member of the electronic fraud gang? Ye Song, who didn't want to be misunderstood, immediately said, "I don't understand what you are saying." Shen You: "?" You are pretending to be like me :) Ye Song refused to admit it, so Shen You took a picture of the phone screen in front of Ye Song's eyes, and the screen was filled with fake photos he had sent. Shen You gritted his teeth: Okay, they are all fake, and so are the abdominal muscles? Ye Song's belly felt cold as he spoke. Shen You took the photos on his mobile phone and compared them over and over again next to the white eight-pack abs. Even if he had a conscience, if the photo of abs with three stars was fake, then he would be sent to the anti-fraud center immediately. It is said that the day when the department boss and the school boss met, there was a bloody storm. On the actual day, the male model was naked. —— About three stars: One day, Shen You invited Ye Song to play games together. They fought for two hours. Shen You lost three stars. Shen You: Damn, one star is thirty yuan, and you owe me ninety after the fight:) Shen You was so angry that he rolled up his sleeves and prepared to criticize the rookie, but the other person sent him a photo of his abs that he had been asking for for a long time. Looking at the photo, Shen You held his breath and hummed: "Since you are acting like a spoiled child, it's not like I can't take you with me." Ye Song: "?" —— Main attack 1v1, Ye Song × Shen You Intention: Face life happily