The story of Liao Chunlei, a silly rich man, and Long Jie, a righteous people's teacher, getting married.
Snippet:
Liao Chunlei and Long Jie lay on the bed to rest. Liao Chunlei said:
"Baby, maybe we are a match made in heaven."
Long Jie was confused: "How do you say this?"
Liao Chunlei raised his head proudly: "Have you ever heard of a jingle about pooping?"
Long Jie was puzzled: "I don't know."
Liao Chunlei touched Long Jie's back and said:
"With a ping-pong sound, the sky gate opened, and a heavy rain came. A yellow dragon descended into the sea, and five generals sent plaques."
He happily continued: "You are Huang Long, and I am the thunder of ping pong! We are closely related, this is a match made in heaven!"
Long Jie thought carefully for a moment, then suddenly got up and gave Liao Chunlei a hard blow, roaring angrily: "You are the daddy!"
Intention: plain love