Green Ant New Fermented Wine, Red Clay Small Stove
Yi Jiu is not a typical good person, his temper is as explosive as a furnace.
Ever since he was hit by a car and forced to become a system one day, he has embarked on the road of violently attacking his sperm host...
"Hey, come on, make my skin whiter, lengthen my legs, make my eyes bigger... In short, turn me into a peerless beauty."
"Dear, I suggest you reincarnate again."
"System, can you give me a heartthrob halo? The kind that makes a man fall in love with me when he sees me."
"Dear, love is not something you want to buy, you can buy it if you want to."
"System, help me retrieve all the poems of Tang and Song poets. This time I want everyone to know who is the real talented woman."
"The last time I heard such a weird request was the last time. If you can recite it, Tongtong can certainly provide it for you, but if you can't recite it, Tongtong can't help you."
Intent: lighthearted and funny, making fun of you by the way