This Mountain Is Owned by Me

[Recuperating, updating slowly] Provincial copywriting: [Shadow Erbi Erenshou & Eren's Toy · Poor words and shy Iren Gong, main shou, upgrade flow, supernatural metaphysics, micro-farming, childlessness, supporting roles are both good and bad, and villains are both male and female. Copywriting Shen Ji is a 996 social animal. Ten years after his grandfather passed away, he was accidentally tied to the cultural relics protection system and was forced to quit his job in a big city and return to his hometown to inherit the mountain and a dilapidated mountain temple. Faced with the villagers who were annoyed by "spirits", Shen Ji adhered to the principle of scientific supremacy, bit the bullet and used pseudo-metaphysical methods to bring peace to Xiaoqingshan, and successfully rebuilt the mountain temple. * Villager A: "Master Shen, help! My family seems to have offended Huang Xian, and all the chickens were bitten to death!" Shen Ji wiped his face and took out the iron cage: "Don't panic when something happens. First, let's build a weasel cage." Villager B: "Master Shen, our pig is possessed by an evil spirit. It, it sings in the middle of the night!" Shen Ji looked calm: "Don't panic, this is a good sign! Grandpa Mountain God must have chosen it! Today I will hire a butcher to clean it up. Tomorrow I will open the incense table and set up an altar to worship Grandpa Mountain God! When we finish tomorrow, we all can eat pig meat together!" * In the eyes of the villagers of Xiaoqingshan, their new Miao Zhu is an unpredictable and important figure. Since the other party took office, the weasels in the village no longer run rampant, the mice in the house no longer dance around the house, the domestic pigs no longer dance in the middle of the night, and Xiaoqingshan is thriving. However, Shen Ji, who was awed by the villagers, faced a new trouble - he personally dyed the tail of the mountain god's eyes with a touch of gold and red, and the statue... I opened my eyes with a loud bang. This... Is a bit of a big problem. After thinking about it, Shen Ji dialed a certain number. "Hey 110? I have something I want to hand over to the country!" Daily focus: This article is purely fictional. Everyone is responsible for protecting wild animals and plants. Please do not contact reality. * This article was added to V on January 24, 2025~Thank you all. Intention: Ordinariness is blessing