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I am Xiao Ming.
That's right, it's that silly guy who fills the water while pouring it.
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At the beginning, I just felt that my world was strange.
Every day when I get up early to go to school, I forget to bring my schoolbag.
Then there was an encounter and chase with my mother.
When people ask me my age, I can't help but reply:
"Grandpa is x years old, my uncle is x years younger than my grandfather, my dad is x years older than my uncle, and my dad is x times older than me... How old am I?"
Then he was beaten up by the opponent.
I gradually realized that I was a fake person.
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After all the hard work, I finally ascended the dimension and escaped to the second dimension.
I thought I could be free...
But why did a certain bandage weirdo say I was a [book]?
Why does the white-haired blind artist say that I am a special curse spirit created by students' resentment?
Fortunately, I have the special ability of [Primary School Mathematical Olympiad], and all question types can be used by me.
So, I asked the white-haired blind artist to "encounter and chase" me no matter what, but he still couldn't catch me.
The bandage monster was washed into Tokyo Bay through "going against the current".
Use "chicken and rabbit in the same cage" to turn □ into a rabbit.
Use "age calculation" to turn the BOSS into Shota...
But... I really just want to live a peaceful life!
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Food guide:
①This article is purely for entertainment and there will be no advanced mathematical questions. Don't worry about being forced to study, math questions are used to persecute others.
②Private settings are like a mountain, private settings are like a mountain, private settings are like a mountain, important things are said three times, anything different from the original is all private design (I was disgusted by zwkfk, I just want to write a beautiful world as it happens)
③The protagonist is a child. He will encounter setbacks and grow up. It's not a completely enjoyable story. If you scold me for something, don't scold the character.
④ It is an incomplete imaginary article, but the author has a bad brain, low IQ and low EQ. It is recommended not to use his brain.
⑤The characters will be restored as much as possible, but OOC is inevitable.
⑥ The full text of this book is saved to ensure that there are no mistakes.
⑦About cp... Should primary school students not fall in love early? OK
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Advance receipt copy published on 2021.8.20
Screenshot as evidence
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Other advance charges are as follows:
"What to do if you dress up as a ghost story on campus"
Introduction: Transformed into a campus ghost story, I just want to drink Coke, but everyone wants to cure/save me.
"Horror games should be played with a smile"
Introduction: In order to survive, I turn horror games into healing games. I am really a talent.
"Daily Life at the Element Period Academy"
Introduction: In the School of Elements, unusual stories about anthropomorphic elements make chemistry come alive.
"Monthly Girls Gojo-kun"
Introduction: Gojo Satoru and Nozaki-kun's daily interactions.
Final article:
"Gscdollzai's non-mainstream coswear"
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The complete copy is in the column www
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Intention: Human beings have to resist fate, don't they?