Hi, I'm Yijiu.
People who know me call me everything, 19, nineteen, little ten, one one, ninety-nine...
The last time I opened my eyes, I was still on Blue Star, in the zombie apocalypse, and the leader of the 96th collection team at the Human Beacon Base.
At 1:38 noon on May 25, 25th year of the last calendar year, he was pushed out of a moving car and died on his head.
Well, it's also possible that I was eaten to death by zombies, because I passed out and I don't know what happened next.
But before I died, I had avenged myself. The grandson who harmed me was carved up by zombies before I fell into coma. Although I am not sure how I died, he must have died from the zombies (laughing).
But when I opened my eyes again, I saw a two-meter-tall mantis eating people!
I was so scared that my whole body was covered in white hair and sweat! On the spot I wished I could die again!
Did I poke some holes in someone's heart, or did I step on some shit? Can't people live peacefully and comfortably for a while?
Just when I cherished my life and fought bravely with two giant insect beasts for a new life, a big black and gold tiger fell from the sky and killed a group of insect beasts!
Since then, I have lived a retired life of hunting, raising cats (tiger), and taking advantage of my beautiful...
Wait, what do you mean?
You said this is a virtual world?
You said this was developed to stimulate brain-damaged vegetative patients. What, a virtual scene stimulation treatment method?
You say I am an 18th-tier starlet who choked and coughed to death in the middle of the night due to alcoholism and suffered brain asphyxiation damage?
You say that I am a secret lover who became the great movie star Hohen, so I became drunk in excitement?
You said that when I wake up, I have to face my vegetative fiancé and his two children, and I have to attend a variety show that I have made an appointment with?
You said that this variety show is a virtual survival scene variety show derived from this treatment method? ! …
"Mr. Yi, wake up, wake up..."
"I'm sorry, I am Mr. Yijiu's attending doctor. Mr. Yijiu has completely lost his vital signs due to the huge stimulation."
(The whole drama ends with bushi)
Intention: All accumulation is for a beautiful moment.
