Ling Yan has practiced martial arts since she was a child and worked as an escort in the Changlong Escort Agency. She is a dashing female escort.
He Yanfeng, known as the "King of Jokes", behaves absurdly and often causes uproar, and is a frequent visitor among storytellers across the country.
Recently, this professional troublemaker has been as quiet as a chicken for a long time.
Really abnormal.
His royal brothers are also wondering, what is the seventh brother busy with recently?
So he sent someone to his house to inquire about it, and the spies came back and reported: "His Royal Highness, the Seventh Prince, has been hearing the chickens dancing every day, practicing martial arts hard, not causing trouble and not causing trouble. It seems that he is keeping a low profile and biding his time."
The imperial brothers were shocked: "Seventh brother must be planning to fight for the throne!"
He Yanfeng cried in his heart: "It's over, it's all in chaos! I'm the one eating melon in a skirt next to 'His Majesty Seventh'! "
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The Housewife's Little Theater:
He Yanfeng crossed her legs and lifted her skirt above her knees. She held a small wine glass in one hand and shook the skirt of her clothes with the other: "It's so hot today. Your plum wine is pretty good, how do you sell it?"
"Seven cents and one tael." The wine vendor couldn't help but look at this bold and heroic woman, feeling very surprised.
"Seven dollars?" He Yanfeng's eyes widened. The pocket money he got from Ling Yan in a month was only one tael of silver. "Are you robbing?"
"This is already the cheapest..." The vendor was interrupted by a male voice next to him mid-sentence.
"What are you doing?" Ling Yan, dressed in neat men's clothing, walked over and glanced at He Yanfeng from the corner of his eyes.
So the hawker was stunned to see the woman buying wine close her legs, gather her clothes, throw the wine glass behind her, and sit upright in one second. She performed a set of movements smoothly and luckily.
He Yanfeng pointed at the hawker without hesitation: "You're here just in time, but this man stopped me and refused to let me go! I even said I didn't drink anymore and he forced me to try it!"
Hawker:? ? ?
Intention: If it's yours, fight for it