When I Woke Up, My Wife Took Various Scripts

[If you are interested in the new article "Goat Hooves and Donkey Ears", please click on the column to collect it ovo] What's it like to wake up and find your taciturn wife picking up various scripts by mistake? Liang Chuangu: Thank you for the invitation. We are entrusting a lawyer to prepare a divorce agreement. It was originally just a business marriage. After the marriage, the two respected each other like ice and did not disturb each other. Until one day, Lin Zhinian, who always slept dignifiedly, suddenly rolled into his arms and winked at him with her beautiful eyes. "Brother, Zhinian wants to drink milk." But Lin Zhinian has a typical lactose intolerance. Liang Chuangu: Oh, I haven't woken up yet. So he fell asleep. Unable to escape reality, Liang Chuangu finally took his wife for a check-up. "Toovanesi syndrome: an intermittent neurological disorder syndrome that occurs due to the lack of certain survival factors. It usually manifests as self-perception errors, memory impairment, etc." Liang Chuan was about to take the opportunity to file for divorce and regain his freedom, but found that Lin Zhinian always secretly cried under the quilt in the middle of the night. Husband and wife were so kind for a hundred days, but Liang Chuan still couldn't completely turn a blind eye: "Why are you crying?" When he opened the quilt, he discovered that his wife was wearing a pair of artificial rabbit ears, stroking the rabbit tail in her pajamas. "Grow... A tail." Liang Chuangu: You don't have a long tail anymore. You have a lot of skills, right? ! ——— Script 1: The flower of the high mountains, who is obviously cold and arrogant, mistakenly takes the script and burps it with milk. The key point is that this person is still lactose intolerant. This is a loss of morality... Script 2: Lin Zhinian, who ranked carrots as the number one cancer in the world, actually thought he had turned into a rabbit spirit. But after that, Liang Chuan discovered that real rabbits don't like to eat carrots either... Script Three: The two people who met each other on a blind date and quickly got married quickly became friends under Lin Zhinian's righteous statement. When will You Tongran's script... Food guide: 1. He thinks he is a career maniac, but he is actually a wife doting maniac. His acting skills are natural and he is infatuated with beauties. 2. Shuangjie favors each other 1v1. Shou is a normal human being and cannot really turn into a rabbit spirit! 3. One cookie, please collect it~ ———————————————————— Next book "Goat's Hooves and Donkey's Ears" Midas, the beautiful and kind-hearted King of Phrygia, has long hair as white as snow and eyes as deep as the sea. The golden crown of thorns on his head symbolizes supreme power and wealth. After being severely injured by Dionysian's alchemy, Midas was disgusted with all the wealth in the world and decided to escape into the mountains and live a poor, busy but comfortable and beautiful life. Midas spent every day clumsily grazing, sowing wheat, grafting olives, building grape trellises, and even picked up a kid to raise. One of the kid's horns was broken and it lay dying by the stream. The kind-hearted Midas couldn't bear to see it die, so under the instructions of the goddess of hunting, he fed it with his own blood and grew up. Miraculously, the orchards and wheat fields that were messed up by Midas grew extremely well, and the grapevines gradually became clear and shiny. A group of goats came from nowhere. Under the leadership of the little goats, they were obedient and became fatter and fatter. During the harvest season, Midas rolled happily in the wheat field and followed the sheep running on the mountain top. When he was about to lift up the kid and shout with joy, he found that the docile and cute kid in his arms disappeared. Replaced by the handsome and graceful hooved faun-Pan. —— In the eyes of Midas, the faun Pam was more unusual than all the gods. He is mysterious and powerful. No one knows his life and origin. However, all forests, fields and sheep are under his control. He is gentle and taciturn. He has lived in the deepest part of the Arcadian forest for a long time, performing his duties as a faun in a lonely and easy-going way. All the gods said that Pan, the faun, was evil and ugly, bringing panic and war to the world, which was the disaster of the gods. Only Midas knew that when the faun's heart beat, all the animals in the Arcadian forest jumped for joy and the flowers bloomed. —— Zeus passed by Arcadia and noticed Midas wearing a vine wreath and playing with the fauns in the forest. He fell in love at first sight with this human being who was more beautiful than Aphrodite. Just when he tried his old trick again and planned to turn into a golden bull and approach him, he was kicked off by the hooves of the Goddess of Shepherd. Midas was afraid that Zeus would punish Pan, so he was willing to give up his current happy life and escape with Pan. Unexpectedly, Pan just licked his lover's deep blue eyes that were trembling with fear, and whispered quietly like an echo in the empty valley—— "All gods are born under my hooves." "It's just Zeus, nothing more than an insect." Reading guide: 1. The prototype is taken from Greek mythology. It is a private design. It doesn't matter if you have never read Greek mythology. The author has modified it. 2. The gentle and beautiful little moon sweetheart is pampered and attacked by the wild and wild Lord of the Gods 3. The little goat is the incarnation of when the attacking power is insufficient. Purpose: To firmly control your destiny in your own hands through hard work