The entire article is made up of fiction and any similarity is purely coincidental.
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The chic and unrestrained starship commander is attacked by the pseudo-aloof and sultry starship engineer.
Attacker is 31 years old, thick-skinned, shameless, mouthy, and coquettish; Sufferer is 29 years old, cheeky +1, rarely shameless, venomous, and coquettish.
Yan Qiyang: Have you ever liked military advisor?
Duan Feiyuan: I did like it, but I soon stopped liking it.
Yan Qiyang: Why?
Duan Feiyuan: Because I met you, I felt very uncomfortable when the military advisor talked to you. The reason why I called the military advisor his wife that time was to distract him from talking to you.
Yan Qiyang: Fool.
Duan Feiyuan: The military advisor liked you. He told me personally. I dismissed his idea. Have you ever liked the military advisor?
Yan Qiyang: Well... I have, but your charm is even greater.
Duan Feiyuan: My wife has the best taste!
Mori: Haha, you can only be regarded as the charm of an old man.
Purpose: It is everyone's responsibility to care for the earth