The next book is available for pre-release on Danmei. "The Stingy Little Taoist Just Wants to Make Money [Unlimited]", collect it if you like it. This article focuses on 1v1 double cleansing.
On the surface, Qiao Xingnian is the owner of Xingnian Tea House, but in fact he is a spirit-traveling person. He does business with humans during the day and ghost business at night.
There is a saying in the underworld: The Xingnian Tea House faces south, and ghosts come in the middle of the night.
But that day, Qiao Xingnian capsized in the gutter. When he woke up, he found that not only was he dead, but he had also become a resentful ghost;
Not only did he become a resentful ghost, he was also bound to someone inexplicably;
Not only was he bound, the one bound was a man!
Even though that man is good-looking and has a good figure, he is really a boss...
Whenever a woman wants to do this or that to a man, no matter where she is or what she is doing, Qiao Xingnian will immediately appear in front of the man as if she has been summoned...
"Ah, ghost!" The woman was frightened by the sudden appearance of Qiao Xingnian and ran away screaming.
Qiao Xingnian smiled awkwardly, "Sorry, I can't help myself."
Lin Nanyue was furious, "You can't help yourself, sir! You're dragging your family with you this time, right?"
The female ghost in red smiled with her blood-red eyes, "Young man has a good figure!"
The pervert beside the bed shook his head, "Too young!"
Qiao Xingnian blinked innocently, "I didn't see anything."
The pervert rolled his eyes: "You are deaf, not blind."
Lin Nanyue gritted his teeth, "Fuck!"
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Lin Nanyue is the captain of the Lake City Criminal Investigation Team. He is usually very busy, but now he is about to turn thirty and he doesn't even have a girlfriend.
I finally caught up with my favorite goddess, but who knew that once the two of them went on a date, the goddess would seem to be possessed by an evil spirit, ranging from headaches and fever to severe head injuries and bleeding.
The goddess was frightened and ran away to save her life.
Lin Nanyue gritted his teeth with hatred, but in order to end his thirty-year virgin life as soon as possible, he had to cooperate with Qiao Xingnian, help him find out the truth about his death, and quickly send him to reincarnation.
But when everything was settled, Lin Nanyue regretted it.
Lin Nanyue: "You can't leave. You scared my girlfriend away. You have to be responsible for me."
Qiao Xingnian: "I am a ghost."
Lin Nanyue: "Have you seen "The Love Between Ghosts and Humans"?"
Qiao Xingnian: "I only do 1."
Lin Nanyue: "..."
Only later did I realize that their fate had been sealed for a long time.
Copy published on August 17, 2021
Copywriting of "The Stingy Little Taoist Just Wants to Make Money [Unlimited]":
Ye Lanjin is the 109th generation descendant of Tianqing Sect. On his eighteenth birthday, his unscrupulous master drove him off the mountain on the pretext that he had too much food and could not feed him.
Ye Lanjin was really poor. He only had 12.5 Yuan left over from yesterday's grocery shopping. After three days of careful calculation, he couldn't hold on any longer, so he came to the legendary Menggui Mansion.
Ye Lanjin is a Taoist priest. Where there are ghosts, there is money to be made, but this place seems to be impossible to get out of. Later I learned that the Ghost Mansion is an immersive experience game, and you can only exit after completing the level.
Ye Lanjin soon followed the local customs, began to eat the food of his ancestors, and made money by catching ghosts.
Companion 1: "Brother, I'll leave this hanging guy to you. I'll transfer the money right away."
Looking at the transfer records on his phone, Ye Lanjin nodded with satisfaction and rushed towards the hanged man.
Ye Lanjin: "Robbery!"
The Hanged Ghost deceived: "I am a ghost!"
Ye Lanjin: "I know, robbery!"
The hanged ghost bared his teeth and said: "I am a ghost!"
Ye Lanjin swung the Five Thunder Talisman over and gave the hanged man a free electrotherapy treatment. The electric shock caused him to emit white smoke all over his body.
Ye Lanjin: "Robbery!"
The hanged man cried: "I have no money..."
Ye Lanjin took out his mobile phone: "Transfer money."
The Hanged Ghost: "..."
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In order to generate income for the underworld, Yan Jiujun, the king of hell, developed the immersive game playground "Monster Mansion". Originally, everything was running smoothly, and Hell's revenue was getting higher day by day.
Suddenly one day, the judge below received numerous complaints from kiddies, saying that a robber came to the Menggui Mansion and robbed all of them who worked as NPCs.
Yan Jiujun, who was bored, became interested and decided to see if the person who dared to steal money from him had eaten the courage of a bear's heart and a leopard's courage.
As soon as the kid heard about it, they immediately made a bet to see when this nasty robber would be raped like this by Yan Jiujun.
As a result, after Yan Jun left, there were two robbers...
Yan Jiujun looked at the kid in front of him: "Robbery!"
The kid trembled and said, "No... I didn't bring any cash."
Yan Jiujun turned to look at Ye Lanjin and said with a smile: "Give me the phone."
Ye Lanjin showed the payment code neatly.
The robbed kid: "Don't stop me, I want to die!"
Text of "Bringing a Baby in the End of the World":
Yun Huacen was a talented young man who had already obtained a doctorate in biomedicine at the age of eighteen. Unfortunately, he also died of leukemia at the age of eighteen.
He woke up again and was reborn in the body of a man with the same name as him. Strangely, he not only possessed all the man's memories, but also predicted everything that would happen in the future.
The original owner is a world-renowned biomedical scientist and a complete madman.
The zombie virus broke out. In order to study the zombie virus, the original owner even used humans as guinea pigs. After three years, he finally developed a drug to kill the zombie virus. However, the day the drug was successfully developed, it was swallowed alive by his 'guinea pig'.
Yun Huacen looked at the metal cages one after another in the laboratory and the frightened eyes of the thin children inside. He sighed helplessly and began his life of raising children.
Of course, his 'babies' are not just these, there are also two cats, three dogs, a mutant cabbage, and two mutant potatoes...
As time goes by, his 'baby' not only increases in number, but also in more and more varieties, ranging from humans to animals to plants.
In the last days, others were worried about food, but he was worried about having fish, meat and vegetables every day.
Yun Huacen: "Cai Cai, let's eat stir-fried cabbage today."
Cai Cai opened her mouth and spat out a mouthful of cabbage.
Yun Huacen: "Doudou, let's have some hot and sour potato shreds."
Doudou squatted down and exerted force, and a potato was pulled out.
Yun Huacen: "..."
Intention: Good will be rewarded with good and evil will be rewarded with evil