My Roommate Is a "Former Top Student"
我的室友是“前学霸”
by Jin Ting (靳听)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 30k Words
- Chapters
- 9
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 10d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemePlot-Driven
- POVTop-Lead (Gong)
- Age18+
- Bickering Lovers
- Campus
- Daily Life
- Hilarious
- Inspirational
- Lighthearted
Synopsis
The whole school thought that the transfer student Fang Yijian was a legend. The dean of students said that he had won a gold medal in a national competition, and the head teacher said that he had been recommended to a top 2 prestigious school. The students looked at him as if they were looking at a walking Qingbei admission notice. And Fang Yijian himself perfectly fits the character: he talks little, has a paralyzed face, walks with a wind, and exudes an aura of "You mortals can't look directly at you" all over his body. Then he was assigned to be roommates with Xu Wang. Xuwang's name is the epitome of his attitude towards life - he can't "hope" for anything, he can't count on anything. He can lie down and never sit down. The passing mark is his lifeline. An extra point in the exam is considered a work injury. He only had four words to comment on his roommate who was a top student who arrived by air: it's none of my business. The turning point happened during an exam. Fang Yijian, grade 41. As soon as the ranking came out, the whole school fell silent. The teacher said it was "abnormal performance", and the classmates guessed it was "deliberate control of scores." Only Xu Wang noticed that Fang Yijian's expression when staring at the report card was not indifferent, but a guilty conscience - a guilty conscience that he could no longer hide after sixteen years. That night, Fang Yijian knocked on Xu Wang's bed curtain and handed over a crumpled mathematics exercise book. "Xu Wang, how do you solve this question..." Xu Wang looked at the pediatric quadratic equation in the exercise book, and then looked at Fang Yijian's face that was still paralyzed but with red ears, and felt that his outlook on life was collapsing. "Aren't you the escort?" Fang Yijian was silent for three seconds and then said something that would be recorded in the history of the school: "What I recommend is... Martial arts specialty." Xuwang cracked. The rumors throughout the school were true, and Fang Yijian had indeed been admitted—but to a certain university majoring in martial arts. He started practicing martial arts at the age of five and won the National Youth Wushu Championship. He took a year off from school to participate in a closed training camp. As for those legends about being admitted to Qingbei in the competition, they were purely trumped up by the dean of students for the purpose of recruiting students, and then spread throughout the school, getting more and more outrageous. And Fang also saw that this man had a fatal flaw: he couldn't explain. When everyone thought he was a god of learning, he would only remain silent, because silence seemed more like acquiescence, and acquiescence was less troublesome. Now that his awesomeness has exploded, he must find a way to come back. As a result, Xu Wang, the most unlucky person in the whole story, was forced to take up his post. Fang Yijian discovered that Xu Wang was a real academic master, but he was just too lazy to learn. He also discovered that Xu Wang's biggest weakness was his fear of death. So at 5:30 in the morning the next day, Fang Yijian's eerie voice sounded in the dormitory: "Xuwang, get up and teach me math." "I can't afford it." Fang Yijian lifted Xu Wang and the quilt from the bed with one hand, like carrying a bag of rice. "If you don't teach, you will get beaten." The hilarious tutoring routine of a salted fish and a fake academic god begins here. Xuwang started to be used like a human alarm clock by Fang Yijian. Getting up before dawn at 5:30 to teach mathematics, memorizing English words during the morning jog at 6:30, and conducting physics seminars in the cafeteria during lunch break - Fang Yijian transplanted the spirit of martial arts training intact to learning. The slogan is "There is a path in the book mountain, practice is the path, and there is no limit to learning, and fighting is the first." Xu Wang tried to be lazy, but Fang Yijian would take him out of the bed, or lift Xu Wang's schoolbag over his head with one hand, so that Xu Wang could not reach it even if he jumped high. Xu Wang collapsed. His biggest pursuit in this life is to do less, exert less effort, and deal with less people. As a result, he is now being watched closely by a martial arts champion 24 hours a day, and his study intensity is comparable to the college entrance examination sprint camp. What made him even more devastated was that although Fang Yijian's basic skills were shockingly poor, he was really learning - he spent all his energy practicing every day on solving questions, and the speed of his progress was visible to the naked eye. A month later, Xu Wang found out that he was infected. He began to unconsciously lean in to look at Fang Yijian while he was doing his homework. He began to feel a strange sense of accomplishment because Fang Yijian had solved a problem. He even took the initiative to knock on Fang Yijian's bed curtain late one night and threw over a handwritten "Basic First Aid Guide to Mathematics" written by him. "You are so stupid. I can't sleep without giving you the key points." Fang Yijian took the paper full of notes and looked at Xu Wang's back as he turned around and retreated into bed. He suddenly felt that this roommate who shouted "almost done" every day was actually not that kind of person at all. After the midterm exam, Fang Yijian's ranking rose from forty-one to the top twenty in his grade. But when the head teacher talked to Fang Yijian, Fang Yijian said: "It's not that I have made great progress, it's that my tutor is great." He pointed at Xu Wang, who was lying on the desk catching up on his sleep. The whole school was silent again. From then on, Xu Wang faced the biggest nightmare in his life - the whole school knew that he was a hidden top student. Teachers from various subjects began to pay special attention to him, and students began to line up to ask questions. The dean of students even praised his "selfless dedication" by name during the flag-raising ceremony. Xu Wang felt that Fang Yijian was deliberately retaliating against him. But Fang Yijian said with an innocent face: "I'm just telling the truth." ——To be honest, you Bai Wuchang, you just want to drag me to hell with you. This is the story of a salted fish who was dragged into collapse by a martial arts idiot and was forced to change from an "invisible man" to a "public enemy of the whole school." As for whether Xu Wang escaped from Fang Yijian's clutches in the end - no. Because Fang Yijian wrote a neat line in his life plan: "Go to the same university as Xu Wang. Train him." Xu Wang was silent for three days after seeing it, then crossed out that sentence and added a line next to it: "You should pass the undergraduate course first and then talk about it." At five o'clock the next morning, Fang Yijian's morning exercises were twice as loud as usual. The dormitory next door complained collectively. Xu Wang smiled in bed. Purpose: Active life