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O column pre-collection "I had a relationship with the Imperial Marshal after the substitute marriage" "Didn't you say you are straight?" Please collect it
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First person, sketchy outline essay.
I, Sheng An, a tall and upright man with a height of seven feet, wear a book.
She also dressed as the emperor's concubine.
Funny…
Whoever wants to be treated as a person, I will not serve you.
But there is a system that wants me to be a part of it. Once my favorability reaches 100%, I can go home.
I tearfully agreed.
Then, damn it happened.
The emperor came to my palace and asked me to stay with him.
I was shocked.
He was furious.
I shouted: Your Majesty, this concubine is having her period, so she can't do that kind of thing!
The emperor looked at me with a strange look and sneered: You already used this reason with me last month.
I had an idea and said: Your Majesty, you don't know something. This thing only comes once a month.
The emperor insisted on pulling me to the bed and said: Once a month, once a month, do you think I am stupid?
Hiss!
Wait, is there something wrong? ! !
Friends, he is not stupid.
I'm stupid.
Double star sand sculpture is attacked by x domineering dog
——[Preliminary article of the column "After the substitute marriage, the Imperial Marshal and I became HE"]——
Double Star/Substitute Marriage/True Fragrance/Women's Clothing/Marriage First, Love Cookies Later/ABO
The twin sister eloped on the eve of her wedding. Forced by the power, Lin Mian had to pretend to be her sister and marry the Imperial Marshal He Lianshan.
He didn't even know what the other party looked like. He only heard that the other party had a violent and unpredictable personality and had countless lives on his hands.
Lin Mian was very afraid that he would die there, but he was even more afraid of the punishment after escaping home, so he had to do his best to please Mr. He.
But in the end, Mr. He didn't even look at him, and just told him to get lost.
Lin Mian had to imitate her sister during the day for fear of being discovered, and could only secretly wipe her tears at night.
The sadness made the little Omega, who had low self-esteem, feel like the sky was falling.
He thought that he must save enough money and then run far away.
*
In He Lianshan's impression, Omegas were squeamish and weak, so much so that he hated the lady who married into the family, especially the one who looked like she was about to cry at every turn, which could make him upset for several nights.
But even the Marshal himself didn't expect that after a mission, he saw Omega lying on the bed like a puddle of warm snow, as if he was going through estrus.
Omega hugged his clothes tightly, and then grabbed his little finger after seeing him.
The eyes that looked at him were filled with water, and even his breathing was cautious.
The room was filled with a sweet smell, and Lin Mian's words were flattering, "Please, please give me some pheromones..."
For some reason, He Lianshan had the idea of bullying for the first time.
He looked down at the delicate Omega like a marshal, but he didn't expect that Omega would be brave enough to place a gentle kiss on the corner of his lips.
Flustered and jerky.
At that moment, the old house caught fire, crackling and burning all the way.
1V1 HE super sweet
Poor little star Omegax cruelly kills loyal dog Alpha
——[Column preview article "Didn't you say you are straight?" ——
Song Ranqing has a good appearance, especially his sultry eyes. This is how he can make money through live broadcasts when he is desperate.
He thought he was pretty good-looking, at least not annoying, but he didn't expect that he would be rejected on the first day he went to the dormitory.
The boy who was a head taller than him slapped him outside the door with a cold face and said in a calm voice: "If you are homophobic, please don't disturb me."
Only then did Song Ranqing realize that he was already the top celestial being in Forum A, the kind in the eyes of men.
The person in front of him is the famous Bingshan top student, Feng Yi.
Song Ranqing was speechless, but as long as his roommate didn't disturb his live broadcast to make money, that would be fine.
After moving into the dormitory, the two of them couldn't get along with each other. Song Ranqing kept talking about his stupid roommate in the live broadcast room, so that everyone knew about Feng Yi.
No one expected that one day when he was wearing a cat-eared maid skirt during a live broadcast, someone would reward him if he could wear it and walk around his roommate's door.
It would be silly to make money but not make money. Anyway, the roommate is straight, so just transfer!
So he took the camera to Feng Yi's door. The nervousness in his heart prevented him from noticing the dark eyes behind the slightly opened door.
After that, the audience in the live broadcast room already regarded Feng Yi as a joke to tease Song Ranqing, and there were endless rewards, all of which asked Song Ranqing to go on adventures to tease Feng Yi. Until one day, a financial backer's father suddenly appeared in the top one and asked: Do you dare to confess your love?
It's funny, I'm a straight man, just show off! Song Ranqing thought so in her heart.
So he knocked on Feng Yi's door confidently and said carelessly: "Feng Yi, I like you, can you and I be together?"
Feng Yi's tone was still calm and he replied: "Yes."
Song Ranqing thought that the task was completed, and said to the camera: "Let me tell you, how could he agree? He just--"
Before I finished speaking, my mind turned around——
Wait! What did he just say? ? !
Before he could recover, his knuckled hand clasped the camera, leaving the live broadcast room full of shock. Song Ranqing himself was also trapped on the wall with nowhere to escape.
Feng Yi's hot breath hitting the tips of his ears made Song Ranqing's whole body tingle.
The male voice said with a faint smile, "What? Are you going to regret what you just said?"
Song Ranqing:...
Song Ranqing:?
Oh shit! If you don't say you're straight, don't bother if you're homophobic! Help!
Purpose: Even if we are in adversity, we must face life bravely with an optimistic attitude.
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What the author wrote in big letters should be Jesse from the Little Loop. This movie is about a big cycle within a small cycle.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha fell asleep! ! Very understanding! ! Everyone has practiced the unique skill of sleeping while sitting with eyes open!
Please comment and add it to your favorites.
This chapter is great. Why do people feel uncomfortable calling for a second child and family planning? Because the autonomy of reproductive rights has been ignored.
It's outrageous that you don't buy underwear because you don't like wearing them. You can write that you don't buy them because you don't need them due to your growth. Underwear is usually worn when you start to grow.
Madam, are you still updating? Qaq
Teacher, when will it be updated?
What the author wrote in big letters should be Jesse from the Little Loop. This movie is about a big cycle within a small cycle.