It is said that one day Fei Lele was desperately stirring his brain and fighting unswervingly on the keyboard. Suddenly, dark clouds rolled in, thunder bursts, the window glass shattered, and a bunch of cups and cross-stitch picture frames smashed to the ground. Fei Lele was frightened and quickly tried to save the word document, but saw that the window had already turned dark, and figures the size of villas were hovering more than ten meters away.
Dragon Wizard! The undead monster is almost at the top of the pyramid! A pair of huge pale green pupils full of contempt! Now, seven heads suddenly appeared outside the window, and the overwhelming pressure made the air seem to freeze. Behind them were a large number of vampires who transformed into bats and charming little devils holding three-pointed penises. Xiao Feng was standing on a dragon wizard in the center, pointing his staff of Hades flatly, and shouted sternly from a distance: "Damn Fei Lele, why are you mistreating me so much? I strongly request that the first part be deleted and updated from the second part! Otherwise, I don't mind adding another heavenly demon guard!"
"Xiao Feng, please don't!" Fei Lele began to cry: "Isn't this to set off your brilliance and martial arts in the later period? Isn't this describing your bumpy entrepreneurial experience step by step? As the saying goes, 'You have to endure hardships, and you are not afraid of rats in the house, influenza A is about to get involved, and a red apricot comes out of the wall!' Otherwise, you will be invincible from the beginning. You can change your heroes in three days, and rob a city in five days. How can you let other players live..."
Beside the dragon wizard, a man in fine clothes with blood-stained hair dancing in the wind snorted disdainfully: "Xiao Feng, don't talk nonsense to it. It transforms into a celestial demon bodyguard. Isn't it your decision to round it up and flatten it again?!"
"No!" Fei Lele hurriedly covered his neck with both hands, trying to make his image look as pitiful as possible, and responded: "Sir Xiao Feng, that heavenly demon guard is irresponsible! You transformed me into an undead, and without my own thoughts, who will continue the book? How about writing your story? How about I have the artifact set at the bottom of the box? You can take it back and play with it first... I have a 60-year-old mother and a 3-year-old son. There is a saying: 'Adults don't care about the faults of small people, unless it's because of Pizza Hut...'"
"Get out!!" Xiao Feng shouted and waved the Hades' Staff in the air. Fei Lele's body suddenly ignited with blazing flames and turned into charcoal in the blink of an eye. He could no longer die.
"Xiao Feng..." The well-dressed man looked over worriedly.
Xiao Feng looked angry and his eyelids twitched slightly. He replied: "I really didn't expect that the author was so shameless that I couldn't bear it, and caused me to lose my boyfriend. He even faked his own death... This time he got the advantage of this fat pig. If he dares to portray me like a noob next time, he must be thrown into the sea of Xuanyuan Gu!... Put away that artifact suit, flash!"
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I always feel like I've missed something. Why does it feel like the heroine has suddenly become a magician? ? ?
I always feel like I've missed something. Why does it feel like the heroine has suddenly become a magician? ? ?