Friend, are you dead?
Then friend, do you want to study? The kind that can save your life! !
My friend, are you poor?
Then friend, do you want to study? The kind that makes you rich overnight!
Friend, are you ugly?
Then friend, do you want to study? The kind that can make you beautiful and handsome overnight! !
Friends, are you hungry for knowledge?
That friend, you must study! ! ! Learning is sure to leave you craving for more! !
Friends, are you lonely?
That friend, you must study! As long as you study hard, walking side by side with partners is no longer a dream! ! !
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Hello, fellow students!
Welcome to "Henan Cuisine",
We have a professional death arena, not a playground. We have professional examination questions that will never be leaked. We have a professional examination room.
There is also a team of professional teachers - holding pointers, hot physical education A, your favorite A - don't worry, students, your favorite physical education class is not occupied by mathematics, hehe, I will tear up your mathematics with my hands. Come to the playground, students, hehe, I like students who are more fierce.
————————Beautiful English □□B who is full of muscles and has six-pack abs, your biggest headache, Teacher B————Students, although we are in a science class, we must hand in English essays Homework ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, you must hand in your homework ah ah ah (not so reliable note\\\"Everyone must not make our English teacher cry, he is our precious beauty.
Of course, there are many majors waiting to meet you, so please stay tuned (mom da
Friendly reminder: 1; All students must study hard. Class time is extremely precious, so please cherish it! , Everyone will definitely be able to finish the courses we provide alive. If children who study hard are bullied, um——, it will be cool.
2; We like well-behaved students, but bad children who disrupt classroom discipline will be punished!
3. The in-class test is a technical job, so you can't treat it casually. It would be very sad if you died.
4; Children who can get high scores in the exam must be outstanding children. We will give you our most precious gift, so everyone must work hard.
5; How can children who cheat exist? Oh, the same thing. The teacher who leaked the question is also very unworthy.
6: Children who are praised by their teachers, your teachers will definitely do anything for you, but greedy children are not cute at all.
7; As long as children can learn, they must learn to death. In the face of learning, life..., You know
Finally. Please remember our creed; there are countless lives, but only one exam.
Finally, welcome everyone to "Henan Cuisine" Ala La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La.
Intention: Live well, study hard, come on, don't get tired of studying