Realistic ending:
"Apprentice, I heard that you are getting married soon?"
"Where did you hear that?"
"Not so fast!"
"That means you are in love. Congratulations! Hey! We should be getting married not far away. Apprentice, you should hurry up, so that I have a reason to go out and wander around, hahaha!"
"It's only been a few months, so far away, hahaha."
"Speaking of which, master, shouldn't you resolve all major life issues in front of me first? When will you find me a master wife?"
"If you want to go out, remember to wear a mask!"
"It's still early. I'm saving money to buy a house. I'm still waiting to buy a house before..."
"Master is so awesome! What else?"
"Hahaha! Nothing!"
"Okay! Come on!"
"Come on!"
Last information time: December 8, 2020.
I (the me who wrote the book) wanted to give a new ending to me (the real me) who stayed up all night and spent the night in regrets, thereby wasting time, so that he could sleep well at night, and even the tired me (the me who wrote the book) couldn't sleep. I (the me who wrote the book) was still a child, and I didn't want to stay up late and become bald.
Purpose: to record my failed college years.