I Asked Xianjun How Sick He Was

1. There are Xian guests checking in at the Xianmen Inn. The waiter will ask for their names so that they can be registered. Xian Ke said that his name was Pu Pu Pu Baa Baa, and the tea tasted so good. Waiter:... Huh? Outrageous? Boss: Common people don't understand. Nowadays, the names of immortals have their own profound meanings. The waiter honestly registered: Pu Pu Mi Mi is so delicious that Pu Pu Tea Fairy King is so delicious. The waiter discovered that the Pumei tea fairy was drinking in the box for two days, until another fairy who looked like a blue cloud arrived. Pumei Chaxianjun walked to the next box with his sword in hand with a sinister expression on his face. Waiter: No, I have to do it! When he broke into the box, he saw Pu Miecha gently grabbing the Immortal Lord's chin: "It's actually the Immortal Lord Qingxuan, long time no see~" Waiter: Uh, what kind of thing? Qingxuan Immortal Lord had just left the inn when Pu Mi Cha looked disgusted and chopped the dining table with his hands. Waiter: Isn't this person mentally retarded? 2. Wu Yu traveled through time and entered a stock buying article called "The Pearl of the High-Cold Immortal Lord". He becomes the cannon fodder that everyone dislikes in the book. He needs to stalk the protagonist at every plot point and play the role of cannon fodder. "You took advantage of Chu Qingxuan's doting on you to become more arrogant and domineering, and directly beat CP Male No. 2——" Wu Yu bore the brunt and spanked CP Male No. 2. CP Male No. 2 Said shyly. Qingxuan: "..." Everyone: "..." "... A slap." The system couldn't hold it back, "Aren't you sick?" 3. Guan Zhou was originally an old demon king who had retired for a hundred years. The war in the wilderness caused old diseases all over his body. The fairy doctor declared that the poison penetrated into the bones and blood, and there was no cure. He was referred to as a third-level disability. Until he saw Black Moonlight, who had been dead for many years, he thought that Black Moonlight was pure and flawless, but extremely dangerously tempting, until he witnessed the other party taking off Chu Qingxuan's clothes in public and said: "Take off your clothes quickly! Take them all off!!!" "...?" Who is this? One time I was invited to the Xianmen Peach Banquet, and I accidentally saw Chu Qingxuan and Hei Yueguang having an affair. He suddenly felt dissatisfied. Until Immortal Wu Yu suddenly stabbed Chu Qingxuan with his sword and kicked him into the pool. After a long silence, Wu Yu looked up to the sky and laughed three times: "Go to hell with Long Aotian and Chu Qingxuan! I am finally liberated!! Hahahahahaha!" "..." No, this is definitely not that person. Jianqi, a crybaby, is attacked by a cold-blooded old fox with a dark belly. Purpose: Friendship, peace and joint creation of harmony and immortality