"Will you block me in a corner on a rainy night, with your eyes red and your voice hoarse, telling me not to leave you?"
"...?"
"Excuse me, do you have a face as sharp as a knife and a voice as sharp as wine? Do you have eight-pack abs seven times a night?"
"...??"
"Excuse me, are you worth hundreds of billions and the King of Tianliang is Po?"
"...???"
Xian Yi pressed the phone screen angrily:
"None of that!"
"That's great. I just need an ordinary man like you. Can you date me online, dear?"
Xian Yi looked at Zhang Fei's avatar in a maid outfit and the other person's online name "I'll kill you within thirty meters" (please read the third thank you for "hang" here) and fell into deep thought.
The bright and upright people's teacher and the only daughter of King Poba of Tianliang
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Lu Yunhan encountered a very puzzling task when he entered a book for the first time in his life.
[Mission: Change the fate of the female protagonist to fall in love with the male protagonist, and have an ordinary love relationship with ordinary people.
After experiencing the affectionate confessions from various red-eyed monsters and corn spirits, Lu Yunhan finally understood the true meaning of the mission. So she took out her mobile phone and decided to use the most common online dating method to find the most ordinary man among the vast number of netizens.
Xian Yiren looks clean and sunny, has a clean identity, and has a clean personality. Lu Yunhan is very satisfied.
Then, one day, Lu Yunhan watched his ordinary online dating partner fly into the sky and fell into deep thought.
The super-powered warrior of love and peace and the unlucky child whose worldview exploded
Concept: Online dating is really unreliable