#Last time I read this story I was still a virgin#
#Now I am the sister-in-law of a group of brats#
Jiang Xiaobei traveled to the world of cultivation and farmed, and picked up a brother with dementia to live with.
Although the eldest brother is dull and silly, he is warm-hearted and obedient. The two support each other in life, and Jiang Xiaobei feels very satisfied.
Only later did he find out that the man he sent to work in the fields was actually the rumored Lord of the Demon Realm who ate people without spitting out their bones - Ling Shuangye.
Jiang Xiaobei: Big brother, I'm thick-skinned and thick-skinned, so I'm afraid I might bite your teeth...
Ling Shuangye: It's okay, my teeth are fine.
Facing the big demon who regained his consciousness, Jiang Xiaobei turned around and tried to run away, but was caught and forced to accept "repayment".
Ling Shuangye: As the saying goes, a ring made of grass must be pledged with one's body.
Jiang Xiaobei: ... When a beautiful woman offers her body to you, that's called repaying a favor, but you, a big man, are clearly seeking revenge!
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Jiang Xiaobei, who was captured and sent to the Demon Realm for dual cultivation, received two pieces of news.
The bad news is that Ling Shuangye is not only the Lord of the Demon Realm, but also the Head of the Hehuan Sect...
The good news is that Ling Shuangye entered Taoism through martial arts and did not practice the Hehuan Kung Fu. Rumor has it that it was because he couldn't do it "there".
If it were just a dual cultivator who was just sleeping in his arms, Jiang Xiaobei could totally accept it and even sympathized with the Demon Lord.
Jiang Xiaobei: Brother, we will be brothers from now on, and I will not discriminate against you.
Ling Shuangye (frowning): Who wants to be your brother?
Jiang Xiaobei: ... If you don't want to be brothers, what about being sisters?
Ling Shuangye:.
Ling Shuangye smiled so hard that she gritted her teeth: Okay, then we will be "good sisters" who share the same quilt.
Jiang Xiaobei, who later became a virgin and became a sister-in-law, got out of bed with support on his waist and concluded a truth:
——These rumors kill people!
1V1 double arrow is very thick, double clean, HE
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Pre-collection 1 "Chasing the Boss in the Escape Game (Unlimited Streaming)"
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Xie Yun, an 18th-tier starlet, signed a script to kill a reality show, and he conscientiously played his "weak chicken" persona, while doing business with his "business" targets.
It's just weird, are amateur variety shows popular now? He actually didn't recognize any of the guests participating in the variety show... There was only one handsome man who stood out from the crowd, and he was probably his business partner in the show.
Although the eldest brother is a bit "introverted and shy", "not good at talking", and has a "mediocre response" to interactions, it doesn't matter. He is from Xie Yun, a boy band, and he knows how to sell rotten food!
It's just that every time Xie Yun "slips" and falls into the arms of his business partner, he will receive countless frightened looks from around him.
Xie Yun: Ah... Even though the straight man is a thunderbolt, you don't have to look at me like a monster, right? I just want to be angry...
Everyone: How come you keep rubbing yourself against the boss desperately, are you looking for death?
Boss: No, he is just looking for the boss.
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Preview 2 "After pretending to have amnesia, I call my love rival husband"
On the day when the school beauty set off fireworks for Qin Lang to express her love, Qin Lang reported her on the grounds that "fireworks and firecrackers are prohibited in the city" and was taken to the police station and wrote a 20,000-word self-criticism.
Seeing the school beauty crying so hard, An Xiaotu was determined to avenge the goddess.
So An Xiaotu turned into a beautiful online girl, turned on the voice changer and played games with Qin Lang, planning to dump the scumbag after deceiving her into her relationship.
However, after giving thirty heads to the opponent and winning with difficulty, he was kicked out of the room by Qin Lang first.
An Xiaotu pouted, opened the vx dialog box with the note "Qin Dog" and continued to harass.
Official cutie: Why did my brother kick the cutie because he was too good at playing? (Crying loudly)
Qin Gou: I don't want to hear the clip sound
Official cutie: Then I won't say anything anymore and show my brother the photo of the cutie [Picture] [Picture]
Qin Gou: [Baidu Picture Reading] Internet pictures?
An Xiaotu had a cold sweat on his forehead and had no choice but to grit his teeth and send Qin Lang a photo of his legs.
So Qin Lang became An Xiaotu's online husband.
I really didn't expect that this piece of shit pretended to be cool and indifferent in school, but secretly he was actually an old gangster! While An Xiaotu was disgusted in his heart, he happily sent photos to Qin Gou.
Unexpectedly, the matter was revealed, and An Xiaotu ran away desperately, but was knocked unconscious by a flower pot that fell from the second floor.
When he opened his eyes again, the ghost of the thief was still there, and he actually chased him into the hospital!
Looking at Qin Lang with a gloomy expression beside the bed, An Xiaotu, who was afraid of being beaten, suddenly thought out and called tentatively, "Husband?"
Qin Lang: "..."
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Qin Lang has a nickname called An Xiaotu, and he always likes to provoke him no matter what.
Every time before Qin Lang raised his hand, the boy would sit on the ground and cry, as if he had been greatly wronged.
Now this little rabbit is sending him pictures of his legs every day. He really owes it.
But Qin Lang was not willing to expose him.
Until the silly rabbit himself was exposed, ran around with a guilty conscience, and even let a flower pot hit his head!
Qin Lang stayed in the hospital for three days without eating or drinking. As soon as the little rabbit opened his eyes, he looked at him eagerly and whispered, "Husband?"
Qin Lang happily accepted his new identity despite knowing that this kid was playing tricks on him by pretending to have amnesia.
The little rabbit disguised himself as the red wolf and led the big bad wolf around.
The big bad wolf grinds his teeth, waiting for the queen to settle the score and eat up the rabbit that needs to be taken care of.
[Looking cold on the outside but being a bastard on the inside, the big bad wolf attack
Intention: Sprint towards the goal without losing sight of the passing scenery
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Sorry babies! (Kneel down——) There's been a lot going on lately. I've been busy looking for internships and school-related matters. I've been putting it off for a long time, so I'll resume updating soon! Guaranteed no pitfalls! (Even if I climb, I will finish it slowly!)
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Sorry babies! (Kneel down——) There's been a lot going on lately. I've been busy looking for internships and school-related matters. I've been putting it off for a long time, so I'll resume updating soon! Guaranteed no pitfalls! (Even if I climb, I will finish it slowly!)
Lu Yiran's kid is the best [three-flowered cat head][three-flowered cat head][rose]
Is this what really happened? □□ Has weight, and the soul is infinite.
"Zhong Xueyi glanced at Lu Junshen, he..." This is a big bug for the author~