Me: "Life and death, wealth and honor are in heaven. Is the death of a genius a human tragedy or a genius' long-cherished wish? Please tune in below..."
Me: "Hey, who the blind guy is beating me up!"
Jing Ke: "Do you have any objections?"
Me: "No."
Gao Jianli: "There's no more vinegar at home. Go buy some."
Me: "Yes."
First place (my brother, my dear): "Pick up a bottle of dish soap by the way."
Me: "Okay."
Before I went out, I silently looked around at the gentlemen in the room.
Li Bai: "If you have wine today, you will get drunk today..."
Lu Ji: "What kind of seasoning should be added to this thing to make it delicious..."
Xuanzang: "Amitabha, so good, so good..."
Bai Qi: "What are you looking at? Do you want to kill me?"
Nezha: "Have you ever seen a flying deliveryman above the clouds?"
I kicked Nezha out: "Don't think that just because you are in the atmosphere team, you can do whatever you want!"
Really, why on earth did these guys who were wanted by heaven and blacklisted by the underworld become guests of my house!
When I went out and turned left, I met a familiar person. No, he was a god, but he seemed to be a demon.
Person encountered: "Come and catch an escaped prisoner."
What you want!
Me: "Go straight through the door, please!"
The man: "It's not them this time, it's you."
Me:? ? ?
Intention: Every flower and every grass is fate, every frown and every smile always brings love.