"Xu Jun is happy, the other side is still familiar with it."
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Surprise! Why was a student's bicycle Hao Duanduan stolen at the entrance of C Middle School? Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality? If you want to know what happens next, listen to the explanation next time!
All the students in the second (sixth) class of G Middle School: ... Do you think I'm stupid? Wasn't it just used by a money-hungry boss to sell scrap products? Such common news materials are still being broadcast? Not enough news resources? (Whisper)
Bicycle owner: ... Shall I go?
Everyone: Don't leave! Run!
Someone:...? !
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"My bicycle was stolen." Xu Yi put his bag on the table and slumped lazily on the chair, "I don't know who is so blind."
"Mr. Xu, have you finished your homework?" Ruan Feiqi leaned on the desk, held up the blank homework book, and said flatteringly: "Lend me to copy."
"In the bag, get it yourself." Xu Yi was so sleepy that he didn't even bother to move his eyelids. He just muttered in a low voice, "I'm very tired recently and need comfort." Ruan Feiqi was in a hurry to catch up on his homework, but he still had the mind to listen to other things, "Huh? What's wrong?"
"Isn't it that I am so outstanding that I make people jealous? Day by day..." The voice gradually became smaller.
Ruan Feiqi was about to complain when a faint voice said, which frightened him - "You think, I am so delicate and can be bullied. Could it be that the bicycle thief originally wanted to rob sex, but only got money..."
Ruan Feiqi: "... Are you serious?..."
Song, who was one thousand meters away, sneezed.
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This article is not called "What to do if your boyfriend is too horny"
Purpose: Reject bullying on campus, and the world will become a beautiful spring.
