My name is Ye Li, and I am speechless now. When I finally reached the peak of my life, a dog system named No. 000 Abducted me to a world in a book, and became the "affectionate" (liangbo) villain in the book. My death was extremely miserable. Ye Li, who cherished his life the most, had already thought about the ending of the system.
System: Hello host, I am System No. 000. Congratulations on becoming the lucky one I selected. You will travel to the book and start a new journey. Are you willing?
Ye Li: I refuse
System: You have no such right. Don't worry, host, I will choose the character that suits you best.
When Ye Li knew that he was a terrible villain who could die
Ye Li: Haha^_^, is it appropriate?
System: Suitable
Ye Li:... What is my mission?
System: Say hello to the male protagonist, then hey hey hey~
Kill the male protagonist? Reach the pinnacle of life, wow. Ye Li: Which method can I use?
System: Whatever, the plot outline has to go, and after it is done, I will torture my body and mind, dear＾3＾
When Ye Li saw Yan Qing, he said, "Oh my God, this looks just like what I like. It's my heavenly vegetable." So Ye Li and Yan Qing had a rich and sweet love story (abusive to the body and mind).
System: Host, come on! The host flies bravely, and the father follows him with a knife.
Ye Li-_-: Have you lost your mind? Why is the md male protagonist so crazy? I was not discovered by the system, right?
Yan Qing: Where is my brother going to escape to?
Ye Li blushed and said, "Of course I'll go to my brother's heart."
Then take a knife and twist it a few times
Yan Qing: What do you want to do?
Seeing Tiancai's face getting closer and closer to me, tsk←_←, why don't I just lie down. Ye Li tugged on Yan Qing's tie: "Of course it's you who is here to have an unparalleled love affair."
Yan Qing: I don't believe a word you say, brother~
Ye Li: The system has become more sophisticated.
System: You waste your money, I am sharpening the 250th knife for you.
Ye Li: MD is attacked from both sides, so he plays with a hammer and lies down to die.
Yan Qing: Brother, don't be afraid of me. I won't hurt you. Don't run away, okay? Otherwise, I'll give you a bad leg.
System: My daughter-in-law finally attacked, I am very pleased.
Comfort
Ye Li: md, believe it or not, I'm fucking you
Yan Qing: Okay, I'll wait for my brother to excuse me.
You said it, Ye Li just hit him with a stick without saying anything.
System: ..., Ye Li, you are such a genius
Purpose: Even if you are in the gutter, you still have the right to look up at the stars