After Being Targeted by a Fishing Beauty [Zerg]

(The main text is 300,000 words, and there is a super long bonus extra [free] after-sales service. Writing is not easy, thank you for your support (≧ω≦)) Xiu Yu is an SS-level male insect. Because he fell from the Empire's Light and became a C-level waste, he was "targeted" by the rumored high-minded instructors. Xiu Yu is a fake loser, but the real instructor is a fake noble: During the fighting drill, he turned over, leaving his collar slightly open, breathing hot, and placed his hands on Xiuyu's waist, "The force is not enough, and it will not last long." Handing in the information, across a table, his little finger crossed Xiu Yu's palm, his toes touched Xiu Yu's ankle, and he said righteously, "Soldiers, you must abide by the law and respect your superiors." Looking at this rumored flower of the high mountains, Xiu Yu's eyes darkened. Until his secret of pretending to be useless was discovered—— The instructor hooked his collar, blocked him into the toilet stall, and threatened, "Soldier, you don't want to be discovered secretly..." With a "click", the door lock fell. Sobbing and panting in the cramped space, Xiu Yu looked at the high mountain flower tightly bound by the spiritual tentacles and smiled with interest, "Instructor, why are you shaking?" CP: Elegant Noble Attack × Kaoling's Flower Suffering In reality: high-ranking and powerful people attack by ghosts and beasts × low self-esteem and affectionate crying and suffering Food guide: The "Highlight" extra is a must-see, be careful when entering niche hobbies, the controlling and gentle older brother is aggressive x the soft, waxy, crybaby younger younger brother is suffering, in the middle of the year, pseudo-orthopedics. 1. The copywriting is slightly different from the main text, but it is generally consistent; 2. Attacked by a secret love, you may appear to be wild but in reality you are affectionate; 3. Xiaosao Yiqing has glass and candy and the author is a native dog; 4. As the old saying goes, it is not friendly to any control (gk, sk) [highlight], there are no three views to talk about, because I can write whatever I like. If the party accuses you of entering by mistake, you must bear the consequences if you insist on watching. 5. Recite silently every day: hyb will be on the street for the rest of his life, just go out two hundred yards. —— Pre-collection 1: "After Divorcing a Mean Boss [Zerg]" focuses on; On the first day Eli entered the Zerg novel, he married the biggest villain in the book. His female queen, Syphiel Lanchester, the chief commander of the military, was so cold and mean that even her breathing seemed to be calculating. In the past three years, Eli has worked hard to play the role of a capable subordinate and gentle hero: I got up early to make lunch for the female monarch, but was thrown into the trash can; Helping the female queen organize documents during a meeting, but she was ridiculed, "It's just a low-level thing."; He even kindly tried to clear the sea area for the female monarch in estrus, but she only received a disgusted to the bone: "Get out!" After going through the plot of mutual torture, Eli finally handed over the divorce agreement. Schiffel showed no expression and signed faster than he reviewed official documents. After the divorce, Eli moved out of the apartment but suddenly became famous on the Internet: The recipes he uploaded casually were regarded as "ancient mysterious recipes"; His boring and fussy no-contact counseling tutorials have been certified by academic circles as "breakthrough healing technology"; Even the clip of him comforting the cubs has become "the model of the hero I most want to marry." For a time, everyone wanted to match him. Until the rainy night when the matching results were about to be announced, Eli's doorbell rang. The cold and mean commander who always wore neat military uniforms stood outside the door. He was soaked, aggrieved and confused, clutching his wedding ring that turned white to the touch, like an abandoned puppy, and asked him with red eyes: "Master, why don't you go home?" Eli narrowed his eyes slightly. But the next day—— The awakened insect immediately drew a clear line, found the object and left. Looking at Siffel, who was whimpering and clinging last night and trying his best to remain indifferent now, Eli chuckled, "Your Excellency, are you looking for this?" He pulled out the notes that Fischer had hidden for three years, and dense emotions flowed out as the pages turned: -If you can't smile at him, you won't be able to hide your love; -Restrain physical contact and don't offend him; -To feign dissatisfaction lest he be targeted by rival parties. … -You must get a divorce, and you can't get deeper into it. Looking at the former female monarch's pale face, Eli raised his eyebrows, "Is it fun to pretend to be a scumbag?" "It's fun to bully people on purpose, huh?" He grabbed the other person's ankle that was trying to escape and bit his trembling and red back, "Xifeier, kneel down. Now let me teach you -" "What is real bullying?" CP: Xianyu's heartthrob subordinate is attacked × cold and mean boss is attacked In reality, he is gentle and careless, but S× can tolerate being clumsy and having low self-esteem. #Don't love me but pretend to pamper me# —— Pre-receipt 2: "After becoming a hero's favorite, the rebel leader took away his cub", the main attack. Youli is a prince In order to put down the rebellion, he led his troops into battle. On the battlefield to encircle and suppress the rebels, the arrogant female insect leader teased, "A handsome male like you should be my male pet." You Li heard that his eyebrows were very pale, and his silky black hair fell on his pale shoulders and neck. He just stared at the female insect, with the corners of his lips slightly raised, and his long fingers caressing the socket of his lips: "I will hang your body on the wall." But the situation was changing rapidly, and before the female insect's body was hung up, the empire surrendered. Youli also went from being the proud son of heaven to becoming a prisoner of the rebels. The female insect leader, who coveted beauty, squatted in front of him with great interest. The honey-colored chest muscles popped out, and a button popped into You Li's face. The owner of the button threatened, "Have you figured it out?" The female worm chuckled, "Don't blame me, the overlord, for forcing the bow." [Cp: gloomy, sick and weak (femme fatale) attack × gentle, ruffian strong man suffers] Queen attack×lsp receive - Payne was the rebel leader whose body would be hung on the city wall. Because the rival princes were too beautiful, one of them couldn't hold it back, so he took advantage of the danger and made the other prince into a mess. This fierce battle resulted in two pieces of news: The good news is that the Empire surrendered. The bad news is that he's pregnant. The overturned leader jumped up and down anxiously, rubbing his sore chest muscles and asked, "Is Yuli Servais subdued today?" *Short paragraph: From being the favored son of heaven to being the plaything of an enemy, You Li is unwilling to die. He is ruthless and deliberate, but the leader of the rebel army with a savage mind performs a "peacock's tail" for him every day: On the first day he received a little dress; The next day he received a large mine; On the third day, his room was filled with rose pieces, and the female insect with honey-flowing chest muscles began to tempt him to undress... Until the nth day, You Li, who couldn't bear it anymore, stretched out his white-socked foot and stepped on the female leader. His eyebrows were pale, his skin was pale and sickly, and he smiled lightly with hooked lips, "Can I help you?" Intention: Refuse to lie flat, start with me.