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——If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you fart, quickly say it·Dividing line——
Shi Yi was walking on the road when a cat fell from the sky. The cat said: I am Bai Che! Bai Che!
Shi Yi narrowed his eyes: Bai Che... Who is it?
Bai Che: The handsome man in front of you
Shi Yi: ... Are you sure? Think about it again?
Bai Che: ... The one who copied your physics homework yesterday! The one who broke your cup last month and put it back together with Scotch tape! The last time I was caught passing a note in chemistry class, I stuffed it into your pants pocket and refused to admit it...
Shi Yi took out his mobile phone: Hello, neighborhood committee? I picked up a stray cat...
Bai Che: I don't want to be caught having my balls cut off...
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Shi Yi: Now let's talk about how you came from heaven
Bai Che: Because Qing Gong has expired
Shi Yi:?
Bai Che: I suspect that we have traveled to a different world. Martial arts declined among humans and revived among cats. The cats here actually have a world. Look at that British shorthair over there. People gave him the title of Ximen Chuixue among cats...
Shi Yi: I have a cat disease and it needs to be cured.
Reading Guide
1. Either hilarious or embarrassing, you can choose one.
2. The copy has been screenshotted.
Intention: Perseverance, dreams will eventually come true one day