"I solemnly advise every girl here! Being close to a man will lead to misfortune!" Jingmo said, "Today is the first representative meeting of the Shiji Empress Women's Protection Association. The main content of the meeting is a complaint about Zambia's boyfriend. Take me as an example, everyone should know about the marriage of Gu Dou's family. If he treats me like that, I can only wave my hand and throw him to the northwest to compete with wolves for territory."
The entire town of Ping'an has heard about the Gu family's evil intentions, and the Dou family's fate is even more applauding.
"Girls, we must take up arms to protect ourselves and defend our rights! Tear all the scumbags to pieces!"
"Tear apart the scumbag with your hands!"
"In the name of Empress Shiji, crush all the scumbags under our skirts!"
"Long live Empress Shiji!"
Small Theater
"You're talking about the recently manifested 'Empress Shiji'?!"
"That's what God sent down to earth to deal with you wife-beating bastards for us!"
"True or false?"
"False! Then why do you think I'm here to sell vegetables today?"
"Old Li?"
"The day before yesterday, I went to Empress Shiji's place to burn incense sticks."
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"I'll go back to your house and talk to the older sister."
Seeing the smelly man fall to the ground, Aunt Li patted her belly and laughed.
Concept: Girls are born to protect girls!