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Lan Yixing is a blue-tailed mermaid
According to the rules of the mermaid tribe, when a mermaid reaches adulthood, she can turn her tail into legs and gain the opportunity to go ashore for experience.
Entering human society for the first time, Lan Yixing has no money and no job. Suddenly he saw an advertisement for an artist, with a monthly salary of two thousand including food and accommodation.
Lan Yixing's eyes shone: It's you!
Artists from other companies have a debut song and a stage on their debut day, but Lan Yixing's company has no money, so he can only make his first appearance at the All-Star Games.
The program team worshiped the superiors and suppressed the inferiors. They did not even give them the right to choose sports, and directly threw Lan Yixing into an event that no one chose.
That sport is called synchronized swimming.
Synchronized swimming is also called water ballet. Without a few years of skills, it looks like a drowning person. There is no sense of beauty at all. It is almost a 100% failure.
On the day of the competition, Lan Yixing was wearing performance clothes. The young man's body was slim and tight, and his perfect waistline was clearly visible, causing the audience to hiss. When he jumped into the swimming pool, the white gauze on his performance clothes fluttered in the water with the boy's movements, like a mermaid's tail, flexible and vivid.
The audience collectively became excited and let out all kinds of wolf howls
Audience: What kind of goblin is this? His soul will be taken away by him!
After the game, everyone was surprised by Lan Yixing's praise and asked him how he trained.
Lan Yixing was confused: "Does this require training?"
Reporter: .... Do you dare to be more Versailles?
Audience: You are beautiful and you are right!
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In order to promote a sports atmosphere, the Olympic Association decided to add men's solo synchronized swimming event to the synchronized swimming event that only women can participate in.
Bai Junwen, the ceiling star in the swimming world, officially served as the coach of the national team after retiring, looking for talents.
When everyone was at a loss what to do, Lan Yixing's video of the flower game quickly became popular on the Internet, which happened to reach the coaching staff.
Bai Junwen slapped the table and decided: "It's him."
One night, Bai Junwen was passing by the swimming pool and vaguely heard the sound of water inside. He thought it was a player practicing in private.
I walked over and saw a blue mermaid soaking her tail! The tail fin sways naturally with the fluctuation of the water flow, and the scales on the fish's tail are rippling, like a dream in a fairy tale when illuminated by high light.
The two looked at each other, and Lan Yixing had nowhere to escape, so he hesitated and said: "Do you want to be together?"
Bai Junwen was stunned and replied: "Okay."
From domestic events to world events to the Olympic Games
Lan Yixing is an undefeated legend in the world of synchronized swimming
[The swimming world has a ceiling-shaped waist, a great trainer, beautiful and slim waist, long legs, great flexibility, and a good mermaid body]
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"The King of Involvement in the Entertainment Circle"
Xu Luo's top men's group debuted. They have top popularity and excellent business capabilities, and their stardom is bright. But because he refused to lip-sync, he was ostracized by the other members of the group, tampering with the capital's star-making cake, and he had so much talent but ended up being left alone.
God has eyes and allowed Xu Luo to be reborn on the eve of joining the group. He vowed never to let evil capitalists and a group of powerless people rule the entertainment industry.
Roll them all up for him!
Song singing programs must be broadcast live online, without editing or editing.
A group of popular celebrities overturned on the spot, breaking their voices, forgetting their lyrics, and going off-key.
Xu Luo sang and danced with high intensity for three and a half minutes without blushing or out of breath. At the end, he was able to do an ending pose to show fans their feelings.
The barrage burst into tears: Wow thank you for saving my ears!
Outdoor reality shows reject all scripts
Other artists are either thirsty, hot or tired.
Xu Luo went up the mountain to cut firewood, went down to the river to fish, and went home to cook four dishes and one soup.
Netizens lamented: If it weren't for Xu Luo, everyone would have starved to death.
No one is allowed to fish in troubled waters when filming film and television dramas
Many actors with sky-high salaries don't know their lines by heart, their makeup doesn't match their appearance, and they even just don't show up and don't show up at all.
Xu Luo does not need a stand-in for his dangerous actions. He does the dubbing himself. He must do everything himself to do his best.
The audience shouted: I beg Xu Luo to film a drama alone! Give him all the pay!
Over time, everyone knew that any program Xu Luo participated in would never allow anyone to fish in troubled waters.
With an attitude of both fear and respect, Xu Luo was given the nickname - the Disciplinarian of the Entertainment Circle!
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Everyone is curious about how Xu Luo, who was just a little transparent at the time, got so many program crews to do things according to his requirements.
The father, the big financier behind the scenes, smiled mysteriously: "Yes, who knows."
Maybe because you love someone, you should fulfill all his wishes.
Strong career ambition, loveless love, introverted love VS being your knight, but not willing to just be a knight, calm attack
Purpose: Exercise regardless of race
I didn't expect you to be like this Lin Tong