Always Attack the Liver

Ye Tian was forced to marry the fifth prince Xia Jiangli Chongxi as a fool. It was rumored that the fifth prince of the current dynasty was a lame man and was not humane. On their wedding night, Xia Jiangli said, "When I achieve great success, I will set you free." Ye Tian blinked and said aggrievedly: "As a wife, I will live up to my husband in this life. Husband, please don't drive me away." In my heart: I want to sleep with you, but you push me to wander? Xia Jiangli felt so soft. A year later, the attempt to seize the legitimate heir failed, and the stupid wife Ye Tian escaped jail. On the eve of the interrogation and execution, Ye Tian visited the prison with Dongpo's elbow, Wansan's hoof, and the plum blossom wine he brewed after getting married last winter. Xia Jiangli was so thin that he lost his human appearance. He held a cup of plum blossom wine and drank it with his head held high. His expression was sluggish and he said apologetically: "Everyone knows that you are stupid, so there is no way you will participate in the inheritance. I have asked my father to spare your life. After, after I die, you can go to the ends of the world. Don't stay in the imperial city." Ye Tian picked up Dongpo's elbow and stuffed it into Xia Jiangli's mouth fiercely, grinding his teeth and said: "Old Gong, eat it and stand up, we can still have liver!" The next day, the sentence was turned into custody. On the third day, the detention turned into a retrial. Half a month later, the fifth prince Xia Jiangli was released without charge. At midnight, Ye Tian lit the candlelight, holding the tip of his pen in his mouth, with a mouth full of ink. The rice paper in front of the case was filled with dense mind maps, and he muttered: "Who should fill the vacancy of the Minister of Household Affairs?" Confused, Ye Tian turned his head and woke up the sleeping Xia Jiangli with a stroke of his head, "Old Gong, don't sleep anymore, you are getting angry and want to seize the legitimate son!" Later, Xia Jiangli ascended the throne as emperor in the name of Zhengtong, and Ye Tian became queen. Rumor has it that the current queen is stupid and lazy. Xia Jiangli:...... Intention: If you want to live a good life, you have to work hard!