A story about bamboo horse vs bamboo horse.
Sand sculpture cookies, if they are not sweet, I will give them to you.
Attention: The attack and the outcome are uncertain [it may be determined by drawing lots], I update the players naked + monthly updates, the traps are not guaranteed, and I like bloody things [emergency lightning protection]
The word count won't be too many, it's 140,000, but I'll write down all the jokes in the introduction.
I don't know how to write an introduction, so just watch it [Cat bites its tail]
Xu Jidi's mother, An Xia, and Fang Yuan's mother, Xia Qingling, have been good friends since they were young, so much so that when they went to a bar to get drunk after the college entrance examination, they were determined to arrange a marriage for their child who didn't even have a cell in his belly.
Our side, Fang Yao, said that it was not that we had not tried to stop him, but the enemy was too strong and used his special move 'Qingqing Coquettish', which caused our side to bleed. [Blushing shyly] [wriggling] [smiling shyly]
The jokes in the article include but are not limited to the following:
An Xia's love experience with her boyfriend Xu You [An was a farm student, and the Bishe she planted was eaten by the little sheep that Xu's cousin asked Xu to take care of]
Fang Yuan gnaws on the first piece of food [here refers to Xu Ji Di] [after all, this is Jinjiang, not the flower market] [little face turns red]
The truth behind a one-year-old child being violently fed bitter melon juice [Is it a distortion of human nature or a loss of morals]
He started participating in dubbing work when he was only three years old [Are today's children already so curled up? I was trembling before I was an adult]
The online class camera suddenly turned on, and the two most handsome boys in the class were actually in the same room [Brain: Hey hey hey] [Stop your mind] [Sure enough, good-looking boys only play with good-looking boys]
Intention: Teenagers' liking
