Jiang Heng, born in 1995, works at the forefront of human advanced fields. His thoughts rest on centuries-old carved wooden chairs, and he believes in the simple truth that 'the body is the capital of work'. Go to bed early and get up early every day, put an end to all bad behaviors that are not in line with human health living standards, stay away from disputes, and stay away from things that are tiring and tiring.
One day he picked up a white fox.
The white fox is very beautiful, just like the little goblin described in ancient books that brings disaster to the country and the people. The little fox performs routine operations, seducing the owner with its big fluffy tail, taking the initiative to spread its snow-white belly for the owner to touch, and playing green tea to squeeze away the love rival when the owner is seduced (???)... Yes, this is a white fox that has become a spirit, referred to as a vixen.
Before falling off the horse——
Jiang Heng: How old is my Zaizai? He is very well-behaved!
The vixen who is tens of thousands of years old (feeble-looking): Oh, eh eh eh eh
Everyone: Ouch... A shameless old gangster
After falling off the horse——
Jiang Heng: Roll(ノ｀Д)ノ
Submissive vixen (fried hair): Wife, listen to my explanation o(╥╥)o
Everyone (running around to tell each other): White Fox's wife finally abandoned him and ran away.
Later——
Jiang Heng: Bai Hu, stay away from me! ! !
Bai Hu: Why, is my fox tail bad?
The old gangster behaves well in front of others and pretends to be aggressive in the back × The reincarnated immortal king of Buddhist health care
Guidance and updated article "Warning! This reader is not qualified!
Mu Mu, an author who is a social animal who is good at complaining, as an outstanding people's teacher who returned to school not long after graduation, faces a group of rebellious kids at school every day, catches up on homework, puppy love, and various emergencies. He also has to use the kind and kind attitude of a teacher to educate students and face arrogant parents.
Maki said that she felt so tired and felt that she would never love again.
So under various backlogs, Maki turned into a humanoid complaining machine, wrote novels on online websites to vent his emotions, and incorporated his own complaints into them. Mumu, who was just a little transparent at the beginning, found out that there was a reader squatting on him to update every day. Mumu was very moved, so he asked the reader what reward he wanted.
Reader: Madam, can you drive a little bit?
Maki: Treasure, what are you talking about? Do you know that this cannot pass the trial?
While Mu Mu was earnestly educating the little girl, he suddenly discovered that the little girl seemed to be a boy, and he wrote danbi articles, so did he meet a living gay?
When he was shocked, Zhuma, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, returned home and said, "Maki, I like you."
And the reader on the other side: So... If my wife can't write it, you can ask me to try.
Save, life, ah! ! !
The scheming clinic doctor Zhu Ma Gong
Intention: Go to bed early and get up early for good health