[The full text of "My World Champion" has been saved, don't worry. "After paying homage to the ancestor, I will get a raise and become famous" is now being saved and will be released soon. Collect it]
Instead of chicken babies, it's better to be chickens themselves!
As the first couple in the Quick Travel Bureau to obtain parent qualification certificates, Gu Xi and Shen Qing have deep feelings: "Our goal is to become high-quality parents of human beings!"
If those abandoned and abandoned children had different parents, would they have a different life...
①Raising children in the Millennium era: Shocking! I had the wrong child in the 2000s, and my sad parents did that kind of thing? (Chronology, Shuangwen)
② Multi-child families in the modern world: There are four golden flowers in the family, with different fathers and different mothers (Entertainment Variety Show, Three and a Half Years Old)
③Raising children in the 1990s: Are children actually reborn? The amnesiac parents hugged their children excitedly: My child, this family depends on you! (Farming, lying down to win)
④Raising children in the apocalypse: Can children grow up in the apocalypse of natural disasters? Calm down parents: You have space, don't worry! (Goldfinger)
⑤Raising a baby in the 70s: Are twins with love brains? Chicken parents: That must be because there is too little homework and too much time! (Chronology, getting rich, micro-infrastructure)
⑥Zombie World: Escape with a kindergarten child. In this chaotic apocalypse, children, don't be afraid! We will protect you!
Extra: My cubs from the top Shura Field came to us with their memories.
The main line is daily fun articles + career + raising children
Many years later, Gu Xi and Shen Qingsong wrote the following words on the quick-travel parents' illustrated book -
My child, if you have suffered, we will make up for your happiness;
My child, if you have a wish, we will make it come true for you;
Child, if you want to fly high, then we will wait for you to come home.
I hope we bring you happiness and joy.
I hope your world will become a better place because of us.
My child, thank you for being our child!
——Received in advance
"After paying homage to the Patriarch, I will get a raise and become famous"
Gu Jian is unemployed.
When in doubt, go to metaphysics.
She secretly found a Taoist temple, and who knew that the statue of the Patriarch could actually talk!
"My little friend, I see you are blessed with wealth and good luck..."
Gu Jianmeng was speechless: "Thank you, I just lost my job."
Grandmaster: "..."
After bargaining with the ancestor, Gu Jian proposed a new job - inheriting the Taoist temple.
A very large ancient house, exclusive use of the natural back garden, no competition pressure, and independent salary, it is simply the highest state of being a worker.
Gu Jian: I will work hard and make money with my ancestor!
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Later.
Gu Jian wore a mask and practiced live broadcast.
Netizens commented before they saw it: It's all about technology.
As a result, Gu Jian's fists were rustling, his posture was like a swallow, and the green mountains and Taoist temple behind him were even more picturesque.
The video successfully went viral and Wuming Taoist Temple became popular overnight.
Fuck! Taoist priest, make your debut where you are!
[The legs my sister kicked out were not legs, but heart-stealing roses]
[Ah ah ah ah, boss, can you give me another 100 million punches?
From group ridicule to group bragging in the comment area, it only takes one set of exercises.
*
The love variety show was gaining popularity and came to Taoist Temple to record. Gu Jian lured the female guest to talk about her career, and successfully got a job as a martial arts instructor.
The fairy tale drama became a hit, and the female guest celebrated the second spring of her career and thanked Gu Jian by name.
Gu Jian has become the most popular martial artist, and an entertainment company wants to send her to debut!
Internet celebrities come to live broadcast, photographers come to take photos, and Gu Jian opens the door to welcome guests. As a result, everyone fell in love with her cotton and linen practice clothes and soft practice shoes.
Netizen: @ Give me the same style! Don't force me to beg you!
Gu Jian became a popular seller, helping people with disabilities make a living and make everyone prosperous.
Passers-by and fans come to visit and check in. Gu Jian does not count his fortune if he does not charge tickets. He does not sell incense when visiting the temple in an environmentally friendly manner. He teaches health-preserving exercises and physical fitness martial arts for free.
After practicing, sub-healthy people found that their waists no longer hurt, their legs were no longer sore, and they felt happy!
For a time, Gu Jian was the most popular among health-preserving people!
The Unnamed Taoist Temple became famous all over the Internet, and major media came to report and interview it.
Unexpectedly, the pilgrims responded with a cry: The Taoist Priest is so abominable, she actually opened a milk tea shop, gourmet shop, and various peripheral shops next to the Taoist temple. My wallet can't cover it!
Gu Jian was calm and calm about this: "The Patriarch said that Taoism is natural. You can eat what you want and drink what you want. Life is nothing more than letting nature take its course."
The Patriarch sat high on the altar, enjoying the offerings of milk tea, delicacies and snacks, smiling so hard that he couldn't see his eyes: "Yes, yes, yes!"
Having a gold-plated body is not a dream, everything Gu Jian said is right!
Advance payment②—
"My World Champion"
18-year-old Gong Xun won his last world championship in floor exercise.
She won the gold medal with a perfect "Crane" and retreated bravely.
Commentator: "She is not a princess or a queen, she is a crane. Her posture is always elegant and her eyes are always firm."
Fans regretted: "Gong Xun, who has made great achievements, has gone to work as Xianyun Yehe. I wish her freedom and never bow her head."
This last sentence comes from a photographer's Weibo.
The ending pose of "Crane" was captured by this photographer, and it became the most famous picture in the industry.
Fans and passers-by praised the photographer's timing and the perfection of the person being photographed, Gong Xun.
The smooth muscle lines and feathers on the arms are a combination of strength and softness.
She opened her arms and raised her chin, like a white crane fluttering its wings, proud but not arrogant.
No one knows at what heart rate the 18-year-old boy in the stands pressed the shutter.
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Eight years later.
Gong Xun became a sports program host.
Her fluent broadcasting, proportionally beautiful appearance, and unique temperament made her a hot search topic on the day she started broadcasting.
Fans were delighted and rushed to tell each other: "Our sister Xiaohe is really growing up well."
And the boy in the stands has also grown up.
Nie Jingzhi used his trumpet to dive into Gong Xun's super talk, with a calm face but extremely excited inside.
Later, he switched to his business singer account, and his comments and reposts were always 99+.
[Daily question, are you in love today?
[It's been eight years, you've been talking about being in love for eight years, and yet there's not even a hint of a scandal! ! ! Are you lying to our fans?
[Hahaha, I checked in during the visit. I heard that a certain top fan has a different style of painting, falling in love and killing each other]
Nie Jingzhi used his fingers to brush the comments hard, and finally lost sight of it, cut to his own size, and stared at it tenderly.
His large account only has one Weibo post, including a picture and a sentence.
[Photographer: I wish her freedom and never bow her head.
*Small theater
Nie Jingzhi fan group.
[Look, Brother Nie is holding his cell phone and smiling crazily. Could it be that he is in love?
[He likes to show off his clothes and jewelry recently. He has never been like this before! ! !
[I also post ambiguous posts on Weibo, my style of painting has changed...]
[Brother Nie and Gong Xun are close to each other.
[Don't take advantage of Xiaohe Nugoose's popularity, Brother Nie is not worthy of her]
[Agree +10086, Xiaohe is so beautiful [screaming to break his throat]]
Nie Yingzhi used the trumpet to dive, feeling angry, funny, speechless and proud.
Finally, he hugged Gong Xun next to him tightly and kissed him possessively: "When will we make it public?"
Screenshot of advance receipt
Purpose: Protect family happiness and enhance personal value