The Road to Becoming a God Starts from Salted Fish [Mecha]

[Please give me advance notice for the column "The Widowed King is Forced to Fall in Love to Save the World" from the archived article! In order to avoid family marriage, Xin Tian hurriedly pulled the mecha beside her: "This is my boyfriend, we love each other very much, please don't break us up!" In the interstellar age, love between humans and machines is nothing new, but the family elders were still extremely shocked: "... Although but... This is an agricultural mecha!" The handsome male protagonist of the novel on the side wanted to "save" her, and held her hand affectionately: "Come to my harem, and you can get rid of the marriage. This way your future will be bright, isn't it great?" Xin Tian twitched her hands: "... Not at all." After discovering that she was in the world of novels, and her future destiny was to be the cannon fodder of novels and the resentful wife in the harem, Xin Tian was completely tired. Facts have proven that in such a world setting, no matter how hard she tries, she will never succeed. Therefore, the future she really wants is in a life suppressed by the protagonist and controlled by the author. She does not seek success or fame, but only seeks peace of mind. As for the male protagonist's weapon of cause and effect that will make her sad and die early, please stay away from her, and stay further away. In order to have an ideal salted fish life, she also formulated a perfect [salted fish plan] for herself: The first step is to lie that the agricultural mecha is her boyfriend to avoid marriage. … But she didn't expect that except for the first step, all her subsequent efforts to become a salted fish would be successful - making her go further and further away from her original plan... * Until much later, the agricultural mecha remembered being abandoned in a garbage dump, waiting to be crushed, smelted, and recycled. Suddenly, someone connected the power supply to it, and after a long time, it turned on. It opened its eyes and saw the silver hair shrouded in light neon under the sun, and the girl's moist eyes. "Can we fight?" The girl asked. It is an agricultural mecha that can only farm. But it knows that this is its only chance to return to the world. Can. It displays these two words on the screen. Since then, in order to complete the original lie, it has made unimaginable efforts, seen unseen scenery, and experienced unforeseen legends. Facing all the girl's requests, his answer is always simple: Yes. My master, my faith, My salvation. As long as it's you, I can always do it. * This is a story about someone who aspired to be a salty fish, but because he was too stubborn, he repeatedly sat up and lay down in an attempt. Hard-working, honest, down-to-earth, willing to work hard, the king of agricultural mechas The male protagonist (let's call him a man) is an intelligent AI that provides early warning to others. Interstellar mecha battle background, falling in love while fighting. After all, fighting and falling in love are both exciting and compatible. ———————————————— A hilarious and sweet story adapted from the next episode: "The King Is Forced to Fall in Love to Save the World" Agent code-name 011, a woman who is calm, reliable, and available on call. She handles all the work from early investigation to post-war cleanup on her own. She is the most trustworthy logistics team member among superpower heroes. Unexpectedly, one day the legendary villain "Karma Thug" suddenly came to her and solemnly announced: "Initiate a new round of causal weapons: "Positive Correlation of Love". If Agent 011 has not fallen in love within a month, the world will be punished by natural disasters such as earthquakes, tsunamis, and volcanic eruptions, and mankind will usher in eternal doom! Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie!" In order to save the world, superpowers set out again. But this time, they all rushed in front of 011: Zhuo Qi, the "Shenglong Dao", descended from the sky, and his tall figure enveloped 011's whole body: "Yao Yao, the traffic is jammed when you get home from get off work. Don't take the subway or the bus. Take me." "Wizard" Garcia gently supported her and looked at her with charming emerald eyes. The loose shoelaces were automatically tied and tied into a perfect bow: "Sweetheart, watch your step." The "Man with a Thousand Faces" transformed into various handsome men, dazzling 011's eyes like a revolving door, and finally transformed back into his youthful and delicate body: "I have all the looks that my sister likes, or - would you like me as I am?" Even childhood sweethearts suddenly awakened the super power of transformation to join in the fun: The strong chest muscles almost broke through the limited-edition beautiful girl sailor suit after the transformation. Her childhood sweetheart twisted her slender legs, her usually stern face turned crimson with embarrassment, and she was about to cry under her gold-rimmed glasses: "Yaoyao... Save... Save me... Do you have to wear this kind of clothes to be a superhero?" Agent 011 took off his sunglasses, with heavy dark circles under his eyes, and two nosebleeds pouring down his face, and said: "... Please don't embarrass me, I'm just an innocent prince who only wants to save the world." Paralyzed on the outside and screaming on the inside, the king of chicken society (female) Don't buy stocks based on nonsensical adjustments. Although the widowed king has a piece of sea, there is only one big-breasted fish he likes to eat. Intention: Never give in to fate!