Kangkang, my pre-receipt of the article "Change into a cat to give boyfriends"!
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Formerly known as "The Salted Fish Witch's Road to Becoming a King"
Thousands of years ago, the Witch of the Abyss ruled the dark world, treating all things as stupid dogs, and intended to invade the human world. However, she was unpopular, and the human race fought back desperately. Even the subordinate tribes rebelled at the critical moment. The Witch of Light easily crushed her heart.
But now, someone has resurrected the legendary Witch of the Abyss for their own selfish desires.
In order to stop this plan, the empire decided to summon warriors from other worlds to guard the hard-won peace on the mainland.
So, Blue Star players responded to the call and arrived on the battlefield.
Player A: Although I skipped school, went to bars, and played games, I never met Maggie.
Player B: I want to be a magical girl, not Maggie's magical cook.
Player C: I like Maggie's dog, but it treats me like a humanoid to store food on its own.
Legendary Abyss Witch Maggie: Thank you for the invitation, no need to resurrect, I am here.
As the successor of the Abyss Witch, Maggie was under a lot of pressure from her predecessor's actions, so she worked conscientiously, rain or shine, for three hundred years, and established good relations with her tribe as if she were checking in at work, but they still avoided her like a snake.
Maggie emo: Okay, then I'll go.
Who knew that this journey would mean that heaven and man would be separated forever, one parting and the other parting.
Maggie was resurrected after a thousand years, met her cute little friends, and traveled around the mainland with them. Unexpectedly, her former and current friends met on the same road and became extremely jealous.
Ex-Red Eyes: Sir, we...
Current Smile: Your Lord is very good, now he is ours.
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Advance receipt copywriting
In the eyes of most people, Gu Yushi was a rich second generation with good looks and excellent temperament. Suitors lined up from one end of the street to the other, and he was born to surpass everyone and stand at the finish line.
But Gu Yushi knew that this was not the case. Although she had no worries about food and clothing, she worried every day about how to study hard, get into a first-class university, and become the pride of her family.
However, it seems that one morning, her life gradually began to become strange because she was supposed to step with her right foot first instead of her left foot.
She turned into a cat.
It's good to be a cat, it's wonderful to be a cat. You don't have to wake up at 6 o'clock and go to bed at 12 o'clock to be a cat. You don't have to go to college to be a cat. The only worry is which one should be blessed with today.
Unfortunately, a cat's life is short, and with a bang, she becomes a human again.
There was no trace when she woke up from the dream, but something strange seemed to be clinging to her.
Clue 1: She clearly remembered the muffled sound of the pillow being kicked out of bed last night, but when she woke up the next day, she was lying next to her perfectly fine.
Clue 2: When she went out in the morning, she put the toothpaste on the edge of the sink casually, and when she came back, it stood neatly in the mouthwash cup.
Clue three:...
With all this, if others have been frightened into changing their houses.
Gu Yushi didn't take it to heart at all. If there was any danger, the pillow that fell on the floor would not appear on the bed, but would cover her face. Whether she could wake up was a question.
Since there is no danger, why worry.
Moreover, when you want to sleep, you can turn off the light by just calling it, which is more convenient than a sensor light. If you wake up thirsty in the middle of the night and want to drink water, the water temperature on the bedside table is neither too high nor too low, just right for your mouth.
Where can I find such a pleasant roommate?
Purpose: Peace is hard-won, so cherish it with gratitude