The Days of Hanging on the Giant Man's Lap to Catch Ah Piao

(There is no limit to paragraph comments, welcome to play new features!) Feng Tu, this kid, has been unlucky since he was a child. Either I was scared to tears by the hanged ghost in the forest yesterday, or I was dragged by the ankle by a water ghost in the lake today. I am more diligent than going to school when I bump into ghosts. Feng's mother was so worried that she hurriedly sought medical treatment. She heard that her second uncle's family, who practiced Feng Shui, had hired a noble man who could control these things from the underworld. She quickly grabbed the rabbit by the neck and packed it up and sent it to someone else's house. The noble man looked at the silly Feng Tutu, pointed at his face and teased: "Kiss you on the left, and all the bastards that are bothering you today will be wiped out. Kiss you on the right, and you will wipe out the ghost cultivators in Linhuai City tomorrow. How about that?" The smart Feng Tutu kissed the man's thin lips with Jio's pout, and asked anxiously: "Then pinch it like this?" "... My husband will take you to dance on the bedside of Lord Yama tonight." Attributes: A god of death who kills demons with impeccable skills but dotes on his wife without excessive attack VS Can't be beaten but can pretend to be dead and be a lop-eared rabbit. Food Guide: The content is fictitious and believe in science! Dialectical materialism competes high! There will be a plot of a false pregnancy of a little male rabbit (the author's native dog is fond of this) In fact, it's just a stupid white article to lull you to sleep. Enjoy reading it~ Attack and receive 1V1 HE; Occasionally updated every Friday! Intention: Survive the desperate situation and live towards death!