[Pre-collection of "The Scumbag Returns After Escaped to Death" and "Beautiful Crying Bag" are at the bottom]
Bai Han is an impermanent person who accidentally got involved in an escape variety show while fishing.
With an innocent appearance, he can defeat big bosses with one punch. He also likes to form a team to fight in the jungle, and his mortality rate in the game has plummeted.
Until he bumped into a colleague who was on duty...
Colleague: Why do we grassroots bury our heads in the arms of humans?
Bai Han:... Brother Yingying, save me!
Gu Zexi, who was called brother:...?
Until his face was caught by a camera during the game.
Bai Han (holding his forehead): Oh, I'm so weak.
Audience: Ah, don't bully Bai Hanhan!
Player: ... Who dares to bully him!
Until he was caught by the leader.
Bai Han: Hey, hey, I was wrong, I shouldn't have left my post without permission.
Leader: You are right, isn't the soul hooked?
Bai Han looked at Gu Zezhu, who was following him eagerly: ... I didn't provoke this.
Organizer: Damn, he actually seduced the boss heir away!
Unconventional unlimited streaming, featuring a group of players trying to survive in a variety game.
[Innocent appearance, maximum force value, impermanent attack] vs [all skills, maximum beautiful and crazy villain attack]
The writing style is sloppy but can kill people
strong/mutual favor/he
Reject extreme control of the party
——"After escaping to death, Zha Gong came back again"
Everyone in the world knew that Yin Tianshi had a partner who died suddenly and violently, but few people knew that Yin Tianshi's partner was a scumbag.
"Master Tian, Mr. Su's soul has been summoned back for three days!"
"Did he admit his mistake?"
"He said you had the wrong person!"
Heavenly Master: ...?
The scumbag Su Che is actually a big star who is so popular that he never had the chance to come out. He is addicted to love games. He is hung at the gate of the city and looks at the handsome men lined up under him...
The higher the character's star rating, the higher the degree of abnormality, and the more difficult the strategy is.
And he has directly become the top brother among all five-star characters.
The Demon King's girdle was custom-made by him from the official;
The red lips of the subjugated emperor were obtained by lottery from his special effects mall;
He spent ten big guarantees to forcefully marry the entire Snow Mountain Fox Fairy!
Only children make choices, adults always...
The highlight moment of Su Che's acting skills: ... Yes, you all admitted your mistake!
---"Beautiful Crying Bag" [Fei Shengzi Wen]
The attack in the story about giving birth to a child penetrated into the normal world. When he woke up, he found that the room was in a mess, the person next to him had run away, and an egg was left behind!
Xiao Gong cried very sadly, not because his wife ran away and left the ball behind, but because the egg was so ugly!
Friend: Don't cry. Newly laid eggs are like this, and they will be beautiful when hatched.
Xiao Gong cried even more sadly.
From then on, Xiao Gong held the eggs in his arms and hatched them every day. Whenever someone mentioned that his eggs were ugly, he would cry.
Although everyone thinks that he is not very smart, Xiao Gongpan's beautiful long legs are really not a thing in the pool. Even if he holds an egg every day, he is still very popular.
Xiao Gong was framed by his competitors, who angrily criticized him for using fake eggs to attract attention and hype, which quickly alarmed the upper management of the entertainment company.
The headquarters dispatched a new president to the scene to deal with it in person. Xiao Gong told himself not to shed tears this time and to strive for success! For his cub!
But as soon as the new president walked in... Wasn't this the person he had suppressed that night and cursed her all over the bed, then left an egg and ran away the next day?
Xiao Gong: Wuwuwuwu! Heartless man!
That night, the hot search was exploded by the CEO of the entertainment company.
Yes, we have an egg.
Attached picture: Xiao Gong and the CEO, and an extremely ugly egg.
Everyone: I was careless and made the boss's wife cry.
CEO: "On Buying an Egg and Becoming a Mother Painlessly"
Purpose: Every life needs to be respected
