
The Scumbag Black Lotus Is Actually a Love Brain
渣过的黑莲花竟是恋爱脑
by Fairy Riding Pig (骑着猪的仙女)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 239k Words
- Genre
- Baihe (GL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 4mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
Xu Xia is a person who must retaliate against others. Make money, show off, and have two million fans. Other than that, Xu Xia has no ideals. Reluctantly, a sinister and sinister black fan appeared halfway, and she was also a crazy woman. Xu Xia suffered repeated defeats at the hands of women. Xu Xia, who was burning with anger, waited for the opportunity to approach and squatted in the mad woman's live broadcast room, trying to find the opponent's weaknesses. Unexpectedly, she was so excited that she became the top lady on the list of crazy women! That night, Xu Xia, who is known as "walking among thousands of flowers without a single leaf touching her body", was so frightened that she opened thirteen bottles of beer in a row and had a happy night. The sun just got up at three o'clock in the morning, and what came into view was Xu Xia's delicate body curled up and trembling in her arms. Fei Qian lifted up the slipped shoulder strap, his eyes were red, and I said with pity, "It's okay Xu Xia, I don't want you to be responsible..." Xu Xia almost fainted. [Bad news]: She slept with powder. [Even worse news]: He is a black fan. Copywriting two: Everyone knows that WD° and Antelope Jewelry are fighting openly and secretly, fighting to the death for users. The heirs of the two families are even more at odds with each other, and even live broadcast the confrontation, starting a war of words and insults. WD° launched a new necklace, which caused a wave of public opinion because of the girl in a nightgown who revealed her beauty in the pendant. When a reporter asked about the creative idea of the necklace, then-CEO Xu Xiaer smiled and said: "I accidentally caught a glimpse of Boss Fei's graceful curves and did it just like her." I thought that WD°'s provocative remarks would arouse the anger of Antelope Jewelry. Unexpectedly, Fei Qian, who had not posted any updates for ten thousand years, suddenly updated his selfie. The neckline of the red nightgown is open to three buttons. She is enchanting and graceful, and her eyebrows are affectionate, just like the girl in the necklace. That night, Xu Xia and Fei Qiang's CP fans conquered the city, and the number of people who oversaw the call soared to 100,000. Netizens hit it again. The new article currently being serialized is "Successfully Holding Hands with a Dirty Ex in a Love Drama Series" 1. Shen Shiyi, a member of the top domestic girl group, has an ex-girlfriend and teammate Jian Sui'an that she can't handle. No one asked about your love for half a year, but once you break up, the whole world will know. Because these two little lovers avoided suspicion and were too blunt and funny, they were jokingly called by netizens: the most embarrassing be CP. Their fans are also known as: the most evil CP fans on the entire Internet. The most unethical thing that unethical fans can do is to vote like crazy and send the two of them to a love variety show. Shen Shiyi couldn't avoid it, and Jian Suian didn't like her, so the two of them turned their love show into a divorce show. Hot searches after the show aired: #Shen Shiyi's eyes are drawn to Jian Sui'an# Shen Shiyi: Thank you, I am 1000 degrees short-sighted. #Jian Sui'an is jealous of Shen Shiyi's black face# Jian Suian: Thank you, I took the sheep placenta. #Shen Shiyi and Jian Suian are still talking# Shen Shiyi:? Jian Suian:? ? ? 2. Shen Shiyi's ex-girlfriend Jian Sui'an had a crush on Bai Yueguang for seven years, and Shen Shiyi was dumped because of it. Shen Shiyi was trembling in the wind, and looked like a white moonlight to everyone. The rock and roll girl I met on the street - Bai Yueguang! The person Jian Sui'an secretly called - Bai Yueguang! Bai Yueguang, Jian Sui'an's teammate who often peeks at him! It's a pity that it's all speculation and no concrete evidence. Shen Shiyi is itching with hatred. Until one time, Shen Shiyi saw Jian Sui'an and his teammate peeking at Jian Sui'an - an unsightly scene. His teammates were disheveled on the bed, and Jian Suian was blushing under the bed. "Ha. Jian Sui'an, have you ever been so shy? Isn't it so beautiful to be in love with Bai Yueguang?" Leaning against the doorframe, Shen Shiyi made a mocking comment while waiting for Jian Sui'an to pass by. Jian Sui'an didn't respond, but his lips moved. It wasn't until they were far away that Shen Shiyi finally realized that Jian Sui'an's mouth gesture was "idiot". Shen Shiyi was so angry that his "White Moonlight" teammate shyly held a large pile of manuscripts and stuffed them into Shen Shiyi's arms. The densely packed text is nothing more than erotic novels about the events between junior teammate YY himself and Jian Sui'an. The little teammate's face was flushed, and he almost knelt down when he grabbed Shen Shiyi's clothes, "Shiyi, I am a CP fan of both of you, can you do this for me once? Please!" "Do it?! What to do? What are you going to do! Will you do it with your ex-girlfriend..." Shen Shiyi was so frightened that his brain shut down. "We can get back together!" The teammates shouted. "Ahem - Fu, what's the point of getting back together! I'm just fooling around every day! There's a Bai Yueguang I've been in love with for seven years, and I've been in love since I was fifteen, you know?" The young teammate's expression was startled, and then he said excitedly: "Shen Shiyi! Jian Sui'an has been secretly in love with you for seven years! Bai Yueguang is you, you! It has always been you!" 3. It was indeed time to sleep. Shen Shiyi looked at the person in front of him with a complicated expression, the person who abandoned him for the second time, with a hint of sarcasm in his eyes. The person below him bit his lip, the ends of his eyes were red, and he had already cried once. "If... You want to make up for it, we can sleep together once." Hearing Jian Sui'an's words, Shen Shiyi's mocking became even more intense. "Once? Humph." "A hundred times." A hundred times? Jian Suian frowned. The voice deepened, "... Ten times." Touching the end of Jian Sui'an's red eyes, Shen Shiyi felt helpless and pitiful. "Jian Sui'an, a person like you who betrays his sincerity is not worthy of bargaining." Jian Sui'an stared at Shen Shiyi blankly and breathed out slowly, "Shen Shiyi... A hundred times... It's not that I don't want to, I'm afraid of you... Well... I'm afraid that you can't do it..." Shen Shiyi: "..." Intention: Be a good person and be a good person.
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