Yun He was deceived by the unkind Master Tianzun into coming to the mortal world to save sentient beings;
Master, my disciple has recently understood the three ways of heaven, earth, and man. The heaven cultivates the ten good deeds, the earth cultivates reincarnation, and the human cultivates the six roots of good deeds, abstains from the five desires (money, sex, fame, food, and sleep) and eliminates evil thoughts. This is the way of the human world, and the disciple calls it "the Buddha's way."
Yun He: I am devoted to the Tao, with a pure heart and few desires. I came to the world just to save all sentient beings!
Qingtan: Then when will you cross me?
Yun He: You, you, you, stay away from me. I can cross you, but it's not this way... No, no~
Qingtan's inner slander: Who said that to practice Buddhism, one has to cut off the seven emotions and abstain from the six desires? Who said that those who want to enter the great road should not be close to sex, eat meat, eat meat, or drink alcohol...
Yun He thought to himself: I-I said it! Could you please stop being so serious? Forget it, when did you come into my heart? The wine and meat passed through my intestines, but I stayed in my heart. You are the disturbing wine and meat, slowly invading my heart, lungs, liver and intestines.
Who said that when you enter Buddha, you will have to cut off six roots and cut off people's desires? I am the founder of Eastern Buddha...
Purpose: To establish Buddhism and Taoism and educate people to be pure-minded and reverent* and to attack the tsundere who doesn't like to wear clothes and entangle others.