HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Why is it you?
When this sentence passed through He Xiaopu's mind for the 10,086th time, Mr. Zhou across from him gently poked his head out: "Mr. Across the way, can I invite you to my house for dinner??.???"
Fuck your head and the emojis.
Gentle college student attack × irascible novelist attack
"Why is it always you?"
"Because I always miss you~?? ????"
Intention: Sweet, sweet... Right?