As you can see from the title, my family members are anxiously waiting online.
Now it means that I really want to fight with my head and die to apologize.
——Anonymous Mandrill Chef
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Serious version of copywriting 1.0
The good-tempered Meng Yuan had to break the defense when the soldiers were full of life and essence. He was so angry that he fell asleep. As a result, when he opened his eyes, he found that he had penetrated into Teyvat.
Woohoo, I want to stick with Mandrill! !
Wait, I seem to be dressed as the Demon God of Dreams qvq
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Serious version of copywriting 2.0
The Great Sage of Conquering Demons had no intention of asking a traveler for help. An elder with complicated views wanted to see him, but he didn't know how to face it.
The traveler met Zhongli and mentioned this matter. The latter took a sip of tea picked at the beginning of the year and said that there was an old friend in his worn-out memory, who was a very easy-going person.
Kong was even more confused. When he met a wanderer who came to Liyue on behalf of the Little Lucky Grass King, the former Sixth Executive Officer and now the Wind Doll showed a rare toothache-like expression, "Believe me, that woman is very difficult to deal with, but I care about the Yasha the most."
"The mandrill is the best gift."
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Tips:
1. The whole text is made up and nonsense, many of which are inferences including looking at textual research, just for fun.
2. Everyone posts, everyone comes to pamper Mandrill (Mandrill Chef shouts)
3. The time point for the opening of the text is 3.4. The plot development only goes to the Sea Lantern Festival, but the main content of the text starts from the Demon God period.
4. No cp. Ms. Meng is from the mother generation. She wants to eat as much as she wants but don't buy stocks. The text only contains cb posts.
Intention: HE