Does Social Death Also Count as Death Escape?
社死也算死遁吗?
by The Stars Say (星星说)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeLight Novel
- POVBottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age18+
- Absurd Comedy
- Bungo Stray Dogs
- Detective Conan
- Jujutsu Kaisen
- Snark
Synopsis
On the third day of "Spell War", the protagonist finally got his golden finger: [System: Please commit suicide and die in Dazai's arms, and smile at Dazai before you die to teach Dazai the weight of life. Protagonist: System, why don't you look up? This is a magic high school, and "Bungou*Inu" is just a new anime here? Protagonist: What does it mean to die in Dazai's arms? Let me jump off the top floor of the Magic College with Dazai Osamu's life-size pillow in my arms. I didn't forget to smile at Taniko before I died, right? Protagonist: Haha, death is so abstract, do you want me and Gojo Satoru to compete for the C position for the funeral? System: Reward Reversal Technique. Protagonist: Here we go. Ten minutes later, everyone in the high school looked at the students on the rooftop who were trying to take a leap of faith. Gojo Satoru: ... Huh? Just because I robbed you of Dazai Osamu's limited grain, are you going to commit suicide now? Xia Youjie: Wu, don't just grab other people's toys, it's rude. (Turns to look at the protagonist) Classmate, the magician cannot die on the rooftop of the college. Do you need me to lend you your magic spirit to jump again from an altitude of 5,000 meters? ——— Yokohama studio. [System: Please join the police academy team, save the police academy team, jump repeatedly between the red and black camps, and become Bai Yueguang of all members after escaping to death, and be on the top of the Kexue Forum's popularity list! Protagonist: Hello, this is Yokohama. Protagonist: No, is the duo who formed a duo with Edogawa Ranpo who was expelled from the police academy to rectify the police academy considered a police academy team? Protagonist: I asked, but Ranpo refused to play rescue house with me. Can this task be changed? Protagonist: What does it mean to jump in red and black and then escape to death? Do you want me to go to the police academy and pick five unlucky NPCs to accompany me and play out life and death under Osamu Dazai's nose? Real or fake? Me? Protagonist: Let's be honest, do you want to watch me be laughed at by Osamu Dazai for the rest of my life? ——— Yoneka Town Studio [System: You are a beautiful, strong and charming person. Gojo Satoru is fascinated by you, Dazai Osamu is fascinated by you, even Rei Fukiya feels sorry for your past and has trouble sleeping for you... Please spread your charm freely and enjoy your heroic Shura field! Main character:? Protagonist: This is Miwa Town, there is no 5t5 or tzz... Forget it, it's not important. Protagonist: Brother System, please send me to this world. I have no other intention, I just want to see Gojo Satoru, Dazai Osamu and Fukitani Rei looking like idiots who are fascinated by me. Protagonist: Another camera, brother, give me a chance, please, brother, it depends on whether I can win the battle against these three dogs! … [You are the only son of Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara...] Protagonist: I have no problem with being a son to these two bosses, but could you please stop trying to make a fuss and give me the Wood Release and Sharingan first? Protagonist: By the way, what kind of ghost place is this? Let's exclude Naruto first. [Facing this dark and decadent world, as a newcomer, you decide to change everything by writing novels, drawing comics and making games! Protagonist: Brother, is this novel necessary to be written? I failed my high school essay! Protagonist: Brother, I can't draw! Protagonist: Brother, look at my clear and stupid eyes as a liberal arts student. Do you think I know programming and can make games? [In order to save everyone, you started loading files for the first time. And this is just the beginning of your thousand and one file reads. Protagonist: When did I load the file? No, I don't seem to have this golden finger, right? You are a coser... Protagonist: I'm not! … You don't even give me a single vest, do you call this a vest? Are you sure this heartthrob buff is okay? Bourbon, Rye and Gin have started to look at me like I'm mentally retarded. System, do you have any clues? What about death escape? You promised me to escape after completing the mission? Social death is also death, right? … N worlds later, the three major scenes of Curse and Ke were merged. Protagonist:… The protagonist sneaked into the port mafia chief's office overnight. Protagonist: Brother, let's make a deal. Don't commit suicide. I'll stab you to death and send you back to the west. Can you make a plan before you die to send me away too? Then he saw the newspaper on the other party's table: [Funny News of the Year] A high school student attempted to commit suicide while holding a life-size pillow belonging to the president of Yokohama Port Co., Ltd. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality? Protagonist:… The protagonist retreats tactically. "It's so easy to let you go, isn't it?" Osamu Dazai smiled briefly, flicked the newspaper carelessly, tilted his head, and reasoned with him calmly: "I see you haven't let me go either." ————— This is an ordinary day. Osamu Dazai decided to commit suicide. Before committing suicide, he opened the [book] and prepared to check his layout for the last time—— Then he saw a scene in a certain world line where someone jumped off a building carrying his life-size pillow. Osamu Dazai:? Putting the matter of suicide on hold for a moment, he had to find a way to fix someone. Conception:.
