Five hundred years of raising a child, in exchange for a lifetime of love!
Xiao Hulu thought he had jumped out of a stone, but it turned out that he had lived and died for five hundred years; he thought that he and Wang Zi had only known each other for one life, but it turned out that he had only forgotten the previous four lives; he thought that this life was the worst, but in fact the previous lives were even worse.
Shou: Who are you? Why do you keep pestering me? What do you want to do?
Gong: It's not easy to pull me away, I want to love you well!
1. This is a story about Tathagata in the demon world and Wukong in the human world. They accept the external demons and rectify the internal demons, and attack the external demons and internal demons.
2. This is a story about cat and mouse, but the cat is sometimes a tiger, and the mouse is sometimes a chinchilla.
3. When being attacked, you either want to lift your legs and run away, or you want to steam, fry, stew or stir-fry him.
4. This is a story about a broom star who is extremely lucky and extremely unlucky and works together to save himself.
5. The full text is divided into four volumes:
Volume 1: Weak and pitiful
Volume Two: The Past Is Unbearable
Volume 3 Who is Huangque?
Volume Four: Sowing Causes and Reaping Fruits
6. I'm a newborn calf, I'm sorry for my poor writing skills. If you step on a thunder, just release your foot. Don't worry, the next kick will be thunder again! Just get used to it.
7. We must love each other and coexist peacefully.
8. Hey, don't take it away with your hands... Yes, yes, yes... Just put it there... Collect... Ba... Fill... Yes, yes... So smart!
I wanted to spread the dog food, but I chased the heartbroken!
Cheating your wife will make you happy all your life, chasing her to the crematorium!
Children come out to hang out when they are young, and only when they grow up do they realize that they always have to pay back? ! ? !
(Warning! The whole text is undergoing major changes. Don't read it after locking the seal. You will doubt life, doubt the Bodhisattva, and doubt Tang Monk!)
Purpose: If you want to save the world, save yourself first
