I was walking on the road, talking angrily to my friends.
"If I could travel through time, I would definitely dress up as a man, be a delicate and beautiful young man, find a handsome, mature, stable and reliable husband, and have sex again and again every day..."
The friend asked: "What's the difference between you doing this and being a woman?"
I looked solemn: "I have no passion for the pairing of men and women. Only when a man is with a man can I feel the light waves of love!"
The friend was speechless. "Hey, the underground sewer in front is not covered, be careful."
Me: "What did you say..." Suddenly my foot stepped on the air and my body became weightless and fell downwards. "Ah——" Amid the horrified scream, the only thought that still existed in me was: I finally traveled through time!