[New author digging holes] Nonsensical and light-hearted short article, just read it for fun.
The wealthy young master is in a particularly bad mood today. His newly minted wife, Miss Shi, has run away again.
This is the 9999th time Ms. Shi has escaped.
She can't escape him even if she has wings.
He knelt down on one knee and said, "I like your reflective scalp. As long as I lower my head, I can see my sharp face. My dear, marry me again, okay?"
"Don't you like the sense of ceremony the most? I want to give my most beloved girl 99 weddings." He was affectionate, and his pride and nobility were put aside in front of the woman he loved.
Was Ms. Shi finally moved? Marry him again for the millionth time? Or escape from his grasp?
Concept: Nonsensical and relaxing urban essay