This is what Dazai Osamu said when he met his patron saint when he was the young master of the Tsushima family - the white-haired god in a maid uniform.
The young master didn't believe it and wanted to tell others but found that no one else could see the god except him. With no other choice, the young master accepted the fact that he had a maid to protect him.
This maid is good at everything and can do anything. The only flaw is that she always happens to interrupt her suicide plan. It's not that I wasn't invited to jump into the river together, it's just that I woke up with a bad cold the next day, and then... Well, the river almost disappeared.
After that, he completely gave up the idea of committing suicide, at least not in front of the maid.
When he was 15 years old, the young master ran away. Before running away, he discussed with the maid to destroy or take the Tsushima family as his own until he wanted to see her, otherwise he would not be able to find him.
The maid nodded, then burned the old Tsushima house and cleared away the debris inside the Tsushima family, keeping it in order.
But one day, the maid who didn't meet the deadline was unexpectedly summoned to Yokohama.
The maid lady who was regarded as a person with special powers and was unqualified in the world looked at the young man in a white suit who was kidnapped by a dragon and pretended to be Snow White, but was rescued by a prince with a good singing voice. She slowly raised her skirt and saluted.
"Long time no see, Master Xiuzhi."
Notes on this article
1. Cp is Dazai
2. Trace amounts of Cthulhu elements are not welcome.
3. The maid on the cover, the second person in the text
Intention: Miss is also trying to fill the river today