Suta, who was unemployed after graduation, accidentally picked up a flyer on the street corner with the words "Special Interstellar Chef Invited" written on it.
Forced to make a living, Suta decided to try his luck.
The interviewer who tried the food was very moved:
"It's actually familiar."
"And at least two garnishes, look at this lovely green color - it's green onions."
"It's great. I haven't seen meat without blood for a long time. Those guys are so busy every day that they can't even wash the hair."
Suta: "It seems you are short of people there."
"Humans? No, although we are short of meat, we still have people." The interviewer said in a calm tone, "We don't have a suitable cook yet. Everyone can only eat nutritional paste, so I don't necessarily need to find a professional chef. It's enough if he can cook."
Suta: "..."
He seemed to have said something outrageous but I didn't really want to ask.
The interviewer added: "Oh, and we are not Huanxing Company, we are a bigger place than that."
——A planet full of sea.
So, with an uneasy and indescribable feeling, Suta followed the interviewer onto the pirate ship, no, it was a spaceship, and traveled all the way to...
A lone star?
The people here are fully armed, marching in unison, and moving neatly, like the defenders of a base and fortress.
"Take this chain, you will be the most handsome boy in our prison! Our slogan is-"
"Down with the Federation dog friends!"
Click.
Sutta flexed his federal identity card in horror.
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There is a new little chef on the island. He is kind-hearted and helpful. He can also cook many dishes that they have never tasted. The only thing worth mentioning is that the little chef is a little timid and always gets scared for no reason.
But it doesn't matter, we are all in the same mind - Akshay concluded that the situation is great, humans are shy easily, and reproductive isolation can be overcome even if the species is different.
As a result, the little chef got drunk one day and accidentally said what was in his heart:
"Sir, I'm too stupid, and my skin quality is still bad. Can you, can you stop thinking about it..."
Before the word "eat" came out of his mouth, the prosecutor sighed helplessly: "I don't care about appearance. Besides, you are not ugly. Suta, you have to be more confident in yourself."
Ruined.
Suta was heartless.
The prosecutor's appetite for not caring about beauty or ugliness is truly terrifying.
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This article is also known as
"Those Years When I Was Forced to Undercover the Enemy's Hometown"
"Being in Cao Ying, my heart is also in Cao Ying"
It's a purely joyful piece of writing. Many things are just made up by the author, so you don't need to use your brain to read them.
I'll add whatever comes to mind~
Mission: Life is not easy, work hard and make progress
