[Pre-collection of the articles "After the Evil God Amnesia" and "The Infinite Stream Protagonist Just Wants to Retire" please collect it~]
When Yi Siyun woke up, he found that he had become the kitten of Gu Shi, a big anchor of a certain station, but he did not remember who he was.
Yi Siyun: Then... Let's start the wave first, meow?
One day, he secretly surfed the Internet and clicked on the video push on the homepage of a certain website - "Fifteen kills to eat chicken, a paradise for technology fans!"
"Don't move, I'll do it."
"Falled."
"The killing is over."
Isn't this voice the same as his shit shoveling guy?
Yi Siyun: What a coincidence, I'm pretty good at playing games XD
The kitten's sinful paws reached for the keyboard.
From then on, the barrage in the live broadcast room:
"Congratulations to the host for achieving this achievement: losing to Maomao is a shame and will be broadcast!"
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Yi Siyun found out that his shit-shovel guy had a crush.
Although he is obviously aloof and talks little, he never leaves each other's side.
"It would be nice if the easy bacteria were here."
"Xiaoyi has been waiting for this game for a long time."
"... I miss him very much."
Yi Siyun: "Meow - bah!"
Where did this pretty boy come from, who dares to touch me!
Shit shovel guy, mine, understand? No one can take it away!
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Later, Yi Siyun regained his memory and discovered that he was Yi Shengbong.
"... Meow meow meow?"
#Jealousofmyself
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#I like my shit shoveling guy!
*The mentally retarded child is happy, neurotic, and a big idiot who turns into a cat and is attacked by an anchor who is ruthless on the outside but hot on the outside and hot on the inside
*Relaxing and happy cookie, the character in this article has no prototype, please do not substitute
*The game prototype in this article comes from a real game, but it is not professional. If there are bugs, they are privately designed.
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The follow-up article "The Protagonist of Infinite Stream Wants to Retire" Please collect it~
*I just want to show off the protagonist's scepter vs. I don't want to show off the protagonist's attack
Copywriting:
Among the protagonists who have returned to reality from the infinite world, some continue to fight monsters and save the world, some are entangled by monsters and fall in love and kill each other, some remain anonymous and have a peaceful life, and some...
Lu Zhijin returned after being trapped in the infinite game for 7 years. He was very popular in the game and received good reviews. After coming out, he just wanted to lie down peacefully.
Bad news, he has no money and no job.
Good news, he has a house for rent.
Lu Zhijin quickly found a nanny... Ah no, a tenant.
He is handsome, can do all the housework, and has excellent cooking skills. He is another struggling protagonist from the infinite game.
Seeing the tenants who were fighting monsters day and night to save the world and not forgetting to prepare lunch for him, Lu Zhijin burped with satisfaction.
It's finally time to start your retirement life!
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Bo Qin is the top player in the infinite game standings. After returning to the real world, he hid his identity and accepted a rental contract by mistake.
The game collapsed unexpectedly, and countless monsters escaped. He was busy trying to protect world peace, and he had to go home to feed his landlord, who was "weak and unable to take care of himself" and a "humanoid monster trap" who was waiting for food.
Fortunately, this landlord is very lucky, for example...
The landlord has a limited-time buffet in the revolving restaurant, and Bo Qin is parkouring and killing monsters on the glass roof;
The landlord lined up in front of the bank to collect eggs, and he chased him in Financial Street;
The landlord was hijacked by a monster while he was sleeping soundly in the cabin. He was pretending to be a flight attendant and sneaking in...
And when Bo Qin sneaked into the monster organization and faced the king of monsters hidden behind everything——
The man sitting on the throne looked satisfied, and countless dangerous and strange monsters were surrounding him, kneeling on the ground.
"Hiccup——"
The landlord patted his belly with satisfaction and placed the bento he had just made in the morning.
Bo Qin: "..."
It turns out that what attracts monsters is not just weak landlords who can't take care of themselves, but also the king of monsters (.)
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At first, Bo Qin was determined to find the king of monsters and kill him.
Later, Bo Qin looked at Lu Zhijin, who was happily eating potato chips in the monster's supreme throne...
Silently accepted one commission after another.
A few years later, Bo Qin won the title of "Working Emperor" in both the monster world and the human world.
After all, raising the King of Monsters is really not easy.
Purpose: Caring for animals is everyone's responsibility