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Question: The youngest sister in the sect learned to play a musical instrument and directly chose the suona that had not been chosen for thousands of years. The whole sect was shocked and even a little scared. What musical instrument can suppress her?
Oh no, suppress the suona in her hand?
Answer: Of course it's the Erhu!
She blows the third watch, and you pull thousands of horses galloping;
She blew the king of hell, and you brought ten thousand Buddhas to court;
She blows the birds to the phoenix, you pull the two springs to reflect the moon!
If you are happy with the discussion, you can also drag your junior sister into the erhu trap and completely abandon the suona. Isn't this happy to everyone? !
Senior Brother (Lasagna Tears): If only it were that simple. The problem is that even the erhu of my master's Mahayana Mirror can't suppress her, let alone accept her!
It's strange, it's because we pampered her too much.
Everyone realizes: You deserve it! He's just a young disciple, is he worthy of your partiality?
Sect members: What nonsense are you talking about? Of course it's worth it! She is the treasure of our entire sect!
Except for the suona, she is good at everything, good-looking, good-tempered, good at craftsmanship, the kind of good that you can't find even after ten times of ascension!
Second Senior Brother: Stop talking about it. I gained five pounds this month from eating. If I continue like this, how can I fly with a sword?
Confused: Is it that exaggerated?
It wasn't until the sect competition held once in a century that everyone in the cultivation world finally saw the true appearance of the legendary little junior sister——
He was the only one holding a suona in the audience.
Sure enough, he looks smart and cute, which makes people heart-broken.
The junior sister is very passionate about exterminating demons and protecting the Tao. Whenever a demon appears, she will blow the suona as soon as possible to send him off in advance, making their sect extremely rich.
But everyone gradually discovered that wherever the Buddha's son, Vanjia, appeared, the junior sister was always silent. When the Buddha's son recited the Buddha's voice in a low voice, his face became pale and he could not stand firmly, let alone play the suona!
... It seems that I have found a way to suppress my junior sister!
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Mu Su is the most favored junior sister among everyone. No one knows that she came through a book or that she is a half-demon.
She practiced suona to slay demons just to accumulate merit and get rid of the fate of the original owner's tragic death——
The Buddha didn't know if he had seen through her true nature, but he tried to subdue her many times, but he didn't know that his final end was not much better.
He is the fish that the heroine in the book tried her best to get. The other party forced him to break the precepts and destroy his Buddhist heart, but in the end she abandoned him. The only reason was: fun.
Since you are destined to break the precept in the future, it is better for me to break the precept now, so that I can continue to live!
So Mu Chang raised the suona in her hand. Everyone in the sect thought that she was going to fight back, and they were all extremely nervous. However, they saw that she suddenly raised her lips and kissed the Buddha tremblingly.
The Buddha was dumbfounded, the Sanskrit sound was broken, and the sect was lying in a big trough: the little junior sister took the initiative to be fucked by a pig!
#What kind of comradeship is this!
# Junior sister she doesn't talk about martial ethics!
#No one can beat me in my BGM!
... But there is no need to force the Buddha to kiss him.
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