PS: This is Pigeon's first book. Looking back now, I feel that some of the content is too pretentious and embarrassing to the point where I want to rewrite the entire text now that I'm reading it. Please proceed with caution.
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dkjie was killed by Tianyu Tyrant and did not become a brainless if line.
Dk Jie died, and a glittering old man danced and asked him to help.
"We must help the deceased eliminate his obsession and then make him disappear!"
So——
The first world - literary if line
dkjie wakes up in a coffin. I finally crawled out of the coffin, but before I could take a breath, the ground collapsed.
A short brown-haired young man stood in the center of the collapse: "Spit out the leader of my family, and I will let you die in a dignified manner!"
Dkjie:......
Do I look like someone who can eat people?
The second world - literary giants
dkjie woke up from the coffin again and climbed out again resigned to his fate. Then a gun was pressed against his head, and a man covered in bandages who looked like the host of the previous world looked at him with a smile: "Spit out my partner, or I will kill you~"
dkjie:......
I said I don't eat people!
The third world - spell
—Jay, this time, let's spend Christmas Eve together—
The last world-spell if line
The real villain Gojo Satoru
——Jay... Kill them, okay——
"The strongest does not need companions."
"But you need me."
Cp: Xia Wu Taizhong
Advance Collection 1"Grave Digger"
Gu Feng is a mercenary from Custer's base. He wants money rather than his life. Mutated monsters will retreat when they see this madman.
One day, he received a strange mission.
Mission content: Rescue the target person, or kill the target person.
The same three words were written in the columns of the task publisher and the task target: Ji Zhimian.
"Haha."
Crazy commissions are for crazy executors.
In the mess, Gu Feng held his chin with his blood-stained hand, sat on the only chair, and casually put his gun to the head of the mission target.
"They want you dead."
Someone said with disdain: "They don't deserve it."
"What if I want you to die?"
"That's it..." Ji Zhimian smiled.
"Then I must die."
—You are my desire and disaster—
You are my desire and disaster
Attack by beasts in clothes (Ji Zhimian) x Heartbroken and crazy (Gu Feng)
1. Both the attacker and the recipient are mentally ill. The protagonist's three views do not represent the author's three views.
2. The protagonist does not save the world or anyone.
3. Instead of redeeming each other, they are playing tricks on each other.
[Pre-collection 2] "5t5 says you are tired and will destroy it"
cp: Xia Wu + Taizhong + very few cards
Teacher Jie's occasion
The strongest Gojo teacher fell asleep, and the strongest Gojo teacher woke up again. When he woke up, he was tied up by Goka, and sitting in front of him was his best friend who had been killed by himself a long time ago.
Teacher Jie: "Wu, long time no see."
Confused Maomao:......
I just took a nap, why did I still travel through time?
"You mean I've become a crazy person who wants to rule the earth!!?"
"No, it's crazy idiot." Teacher Jie corrected him sincerely.
"... Jie, if you want to die, just say so."
The occasion for crazy criticism
Leader Jie is dead, leader Jie is alive again. The first time he came back to life, he saw a certain person eating a lollipop and looking at him curiously.
"..."
Moujie thought: I must be hallucinating.
Finally, Maomao spoke: "Jie, let's rule the world together!"
"..."
"???"
Afterwards, leader Jie said: Cherish life and stay away from crazy comments.
1. Two people from the main world traveled to the if line
2. Shura Field throughout the article
Purpose: Save the world