Chi Rui: What? Do you want to write an introduction? Just write. If you ask me, just write about how handsome I am, how handsome my partner is, how strong I am, and how strong my partner is.
An anonymous zombie: What about me?
Chi Rui: You? To accentuate my handsomeness?
Zombie B who happened to be passing by: Turn around! Let me see how... Fuck you, you are pretty good-looking!
Luo Yihui: I don't know that idiot. . .
A close friend of the supporting character who feels the same way: Indeed, he is handsome, but his brain is not very good.
Luo Yihui: Which of your uncles has a bad brain? (By the way, give him a slap in the face)
The best friend who was in disbelief after being beaten: I, I, you——
Luo Yihui: What are you? He is handsome, no matter what, no matter how handsome he is, he is still mine.
Chi Rui: Brother Luo, you are the best to me! I'm going to set off fireworks for you!
Luo Yihui: Damn it, get up and drive, it's daytime now! What does setting off fireworks have to do with bed? !
Chi Rui: There is a switch on the bed... Brother Luo, don't you like me?
Luo Yihui: Stop! Have you taken your medicine?
Chi Rui: I just took a shower
Self-love playing psychotic attack
Purpose: practice so-called "conspiracy theories" and write them down to pass the time