Winning the Earth Back from the Gods' Gambit

[Pre-released article "I seem to be the future BOSS", please see the text at the end] The end of the world is coming quietly, and the entire earth quietly disappears overnight. When he woke up, Yan Li, who was still holding a frying pan and a rice bowl in his hands, was pulled into the game of the All Heavens Civilization - this is the pastime of the gods, and as long as he has enough strength, everything can be won from here. ——Ding dong, registration for the Novice Game No. 17 Has begun, and the winner will receive 1% of the "Galaxy, Solar System, Planet Earth". Onlookers whispered: Is the civilization on earth the one that went bankrupt not long ago? The energy there has almost been consumed by carbon-based organisms. There is nothing good left, right? Many people echoed: That's right, what's the purpose of that kind of thing? We can only do waste soil cultivation experiments! Amid the laughter of everyone, Yan Li clenched his fists, "If you don't want it, just give it back to us!" The passionate young man sat on the ground and set up a stall: Don't throw away the cards you don't need, you can come to me to exchange them for stainless steel basins! After a while, he went to sign up with a bad hand. An inorganic mechanical sound sounded: Please fill in the registration information. Name: Li Civilization: Earth Self-introduction: An ordinary earthling. Start with a bad hand and win back the Earth. The condescending gods watch the battles of mortals, select their "servants" from them, and fight as their representatives in the final battle. Regarding words and rituals, the gods said—— God of Light: Not elegant enough. God of War: Being clever. God of Wisdom: Can't hold my breath. A certain rebellious evil god: Hahaha stainless steel basin! "I only draw one card, and I bet you are the trump card." The evil god of chuunierxu x mediocre(?) Earthling *The rules are designed with reference to Yu-Gi-Oh, Hearthstone, and Baiwen. [Pre-received article: "I really seem to be the future BOSS"] I have a little boyfriend. Although he is fierce and wild and never admits that he likes me, he cooks delicious food and blushes when he kisses me. He is really cute. It's just that the chuunibyou is a bit serious. He always says that he knows the memories of the future, and I am the future demon king, and one day he will kill me. Me: "Yeah, okay, baby." Until one morning, when I opened my eyes, I saw him wearing a pitch-black combat uniform, his straight leather boots stepping on the headboard of my bed, the black muzzle of his gun pointed at me, with murderous intent on his eyebrows: "S-level disaster, 'Misfortune,' you have finally awakened." My sleepiness disappeared all of a sudden, and I patted his shoes in feigned anger: "How can you step on the bed with your shoes on!" Jiang Ce's hand holding the gun paused and opened my hand. I was stunned, and finally realized what was about to happen. I slowly pulled up the quilt to cover half of my face, and said a little embarrassedly: "I-is it so exciting so early in the morning..." Jiang Ce: "..." Later I learned two things: 1. My little boyfriend Jiang Ce, the captain of the first team of the Future Special Incident Department, really awakened the memory of the future. 2. On the day of my strange resurgence, I regained my memory. I was really the rumored S-class disaster "Woe Word". Now there are two questions: 1. Jiang Ce thought that I had taken over Huo Yan's body. In fact, it was just me from beginning to end, but sometimes I pretended to be someone else but didn't look like someone else. 2. Destroying the earth is not interesting, but my boyfriend is more attractive. How can I make him think that "Wise Words" is dead? It's really hard to be a human being. Purpose: People on earth will never give up easily.