Song Zhi, a senior station girl in the fandom, never loses to the contestants in her talk. Her daily activity is to bully her opponent's fans into doubting her life.
One day I woke up dressed as an actress with the same name in the entertainment industry.
This actress has been so confused that the only thing she has announced for a whole year is a dating show and variety show, in which she serves as an observer.
Forget about the dating variety show, but the guests on this show are more weird than the last. Some people's views simply shattered Song Zhi's understanding.
Song Gang Jing Zhi: You forced me! I'm sorry for the books I've read over the years!
Fragment one:
A male guest who is 1.6 Meters tall threatened to ask his blind date to be at least 1.7 Meters tall for the sake of future generations.
Song Zhi: "You are thinking about your offspring. Have you thought about this young lady? What I am looking for is a partner, not a son. Wouldn't it be nice for a 1.7-Meter-plus young lady to find a 1.6-Meter-plus sweet girl? Why do you want to find a 1.6-Meter-plus greasy man?"
Fragment 2:
A man on a blind date with a salary of 5,000 asked his romantic partner with a salary of 15,000 to become a full-time housewife and take care of the family after marriage.
Song Zhi: "Are you feeling inferior? Or are you feeling inferior? With a salary of five thousand, you still have a sense of superiority, right? You can't afford to raise a dog but you still want to raise a whole family. Wake up!"
Fragment three:
After having enough fun as a prodigal in love, I want to find a good wife and mother-type girl to get married with.
Song Zhi: "I suggest you turn left when you go out and go to the Men's Hospital to get an STD test first. Don't harm our good wives and mothers!"
……
Song Zhi, a confused person, originally wanted to quit the show after the show was over and pursue stars, but she didn't expect that this dating show with mediocre ratings would become popular on her own.
Audience: Oh my god! So brave to say it, so exciting! So wild! I like it so much!
Overnight, Song Zhi's "Gang Jing Body" became popular all over the Internet
Song Zhi: ToT
No, I want to withdraw from the circle...
I just want to be a low-key star-chasing girl...
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Five years after Jiang Min debuted, Song Zhi has been a fan of him for five years, accompanying him from a newcomer who was never famous to the dazzling king of the stage he is today.
In five years, the love has only grown stronger
After becoming famous, Song Zhi and Jiang Min participated in the same variety show
Audiences who have been waiting in front of the screen for a long time: It's another day to look forward to the fight between my gangster Sister Song!
As a result, before the barrage was finished, Song Zhi, who finished listening to Jiang Min singing: Oh my God! Is this the voice of an angel? God sent you down to earth just to wash away the filth in this world! ! !
Audience: "???"
Hello? ? ? Sister Gangjing, did you get the wrong script? ? ?
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Later, in an interview, Jiang Min was asked: Why does Song Zhi quarrel with everyone but not you?
Jiang Min lowered her eyes and smiled: because she couldn't bear it.
Song Zhi: I'm gone...
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Continuation article "Being a Funny Girl in the Love World"
Copywriting:
When Gu Shengsheng woke up, he found that he had entered a world of love.
She is the heroine of this world, everyone loves her
The cold academic god loved her to the point of being humbled, the unruly young man bowed his head for her, and the gloomy boss regarded her as his only salvation.
But as a funny girl who wants to be strong all her life, Gu Shengsheng is destined to be the bug in this world.
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At the end of the monthly exam, Qing Leng, the student god, placed his report card, which ranked first in the class, in front of Gu Shengsheng, feeling a rare sense of joy.
He knew that Gu Shengsheng worked hard and liked boys with good grades.
Before time travel, Gu Shengsheng, who had always been ranked first in grade, looked at the report card and was silent for a long time.
Show off?
Compare your scores with me? OK!
A month later, Gu Shengsheng finally won the first place in his grade after forgetting all the sleep and food.
Qing Leng Xue Shen: "..."
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On the day of the school anniversary, the unruly young Chen dyed his hair black, put on a white suit, and looked at Gu Shengsheng affectionately in the middle of playing piano music.
Gu Shengsheng, who had been angry all afternoon because he didn't win the piano performance: "..."
Can you try another one?
#Don't ask, ask because the funny girl who has to be strong in life cannot lose! #
Friendly reminder:
1. Romantic heroine with allergic constitution
2. All male characters have love brains, except passers-by
Intention: Dare to love and hate!